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Song Parodies -> "My Junk"

Original Song Title:

"My Humps"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"My Junk"

Parody Written by:

The Punch Zone

The Lyrics

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk spilling out that trunk?
I'm gonna, sell, sell, sell, my junk,
Sell my junk and make big bucks.
Big bucks, big bucks, big bucks, big bucks, big bucks,
Big bucks, big bucks, big bucks, by selling my useless junk. (Check it out)


These people must be crazy,
To buy my crap off eBay
But they pay somewhat nicely
They buy all my old ices
Goat cheese & a Honda,
A CD of Madonna
Karen, of Michigan,
Spent her money on my pet heron; Sky
But all I am askin,
Is for some good Posts and,
To sell some jeans, in mint condition
A minute left, and they keep giving
So I keep on takin
Next, I'll sell some bacon
And an old rake and,
And I’ll keep on makin,


They love, they love, they love, they love
They love my worthless junk,
My junk, my junk, my junk,
My junk has got them,
It’s got them spending
(Oh) Spending all their money on me and spending dimes on me.
It’s got them spending.
(Oh) Spending all their money on me, up on me, on me


Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk spilling out that trunk?
I'm gonna sell, sell, sell my junk.
Sell my junk and make big bucks!
Whatcha gonna do with all that cash?
All that cash you made off that trash?
I'm gonna make, make, make, make you buy off of me.
Buy off of me, off of me!
You’ll buy my junk, my junk, my junk, my junk.
My junk, my junk, my junk.
You’ll buy my worthless junk. (Check it out)



I sold a guy a can of Crisco.
He said tha tha-tha-tha-thank you.
I sold a game boy. I sold a bunny.
They spent tons of money.
I made a lot but not enough.
Not nearly enough.
I made a lot but not enough. I’m an eBay nuuuuuuuut.


I found a pair of socks and,
I put them up for auction.
The people buy them off of me,
They're always buying off of me.
Trying to sell my junk, junk.
Sell what should go to the dump, dump.
You can bid on my Chia pet,
The biddings started and I already made a dollar!
Someone bid a dollar,
One, two dollars, one, two, three, four dollars.
You can buy a picture story,
Or a little kids toy,
I'm just trying to sell some soy,
And the rest of my junk.



My junk, my junk, my junk, my junk,
My junk, my junk, my junk, my junk, my junk, my junk.
My useless worthless junk (junk)
My useless worthless junk (junk)
My useless worthless junk (junk)
From Quebec to India (junk)
My junk has got them,
It’s got them spending.
(Oh) Spending all your money on me and spending dimes on me.
It’s got them spending.
(Oh) Spending all your money on me, up on me, on me.



What you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk spilling out that trunk?
I'm gonna, sell, sell, sell, my junk,
Sell my junk and make big bucks.
What you gonna do with all that cash?
All that cash you made off that trash?
I'm gonna make, make, make, make you buy off of me.
Buy off of me, off of me!
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk spilling out that trunk?
I'm gonna, sell, sell, sell, my junk,
Sell my junk and make big bucks.
Whatcha gonna do when you sell the rest?
Sell the rest and nothing left but dirt?
I'm gonna have to go, go, go, go to work
Go to work, work, Go to work.



eBay’s got them spending.
Spending all their money on me and spending dimes on me
eBay’s them spending.
Spending all their money on me, up on me, on me

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Agrimorfee - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
555 for taking in this in the direction that I hoped you would...and not the other.
Below Average Dave - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Ditto Agri. I also think turning this into it's literal meaning was very creative, You did leave a lot of the original in tact, but it kinda works for this song.
LPG-Unit - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice; I'll give you 555 for that...

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