"Maths B is stuffed" by Chuckobo

Forced to draw parabolas
Dividing circles into equal quarters
Wasting time busy calculating the area
Full of demoralizing things, it's so linear
In Maths B, no, we don't learn about matrices
But we still do arithmetic series
It is not OK, Maths B is quite gay
You say that it's so cool, I say no way
But if it keeps up at this pace
Then you only learn to differentiate
Not fully understanding the change of rate
Many annoying things you need to equate, yeah
Do the opposite and integrate
Yes you have to antidifferentiate
Man, endless lists of data to tabulate
The purpose of Maths B is to frustrate
Let the expression evaluate itself, yall, yall

Students adding and subtracting
Simplifying, factorizing
Maths B teachers cannot teach
Expectations we can't reach

Sine and cosine, tangent ratios
They are things I do not love
Trigonometry's teaching me nothing
Maths B is stuffed (stuffed)

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Maths B is stuffed (so stuffed)
Maths B is stuffed (so stuffed)
Maths B is stuffed
It's stuffed, it's stuffed

Maths B aint' a game, work out the range
Those variables change, exponential decay
Don't care if you get it wrong
Three or more sides to the thing called a polygon
Maths B is not on,
Screwed up syllabus ruining all our fun
Learning how to count from a million to one
So ask yourself, isn't Maths B really wrong
It inspired myself to go parody this song
Find the average velocity, axis of symmetry
Cumulative frequency, visions of derivatives
Measure the perimeter, up to the third power
Why don't you turn on that gay graphics calculator
First principles and limits, all I wanna do is shrug
I wanna learn something else from the level above
Sketch that curve, yall, come on (I say no)
Hypotenuse, yall, come on (Maths B blows)
It's so stuffed, yall

Simple functions and equations
I hate standard deviation
Will I ever find out why
3.14 equals Pi?


Half of d they call the radius
Stop these pointless easy sums
Every single student vomiting
Maths B is stuffed (stuffed)

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My Maths B textbook makes a nice drink holder
No one's gonna care, yall, if I let it smolder
Every school is totally mistaken
Mathematics B is the cause of all depression
Binomial expressions I learnt about in algebra
Way too many numbers, causing mass hysteria
Pressing all these buttons to find the value of theta
90 degrees makes it all perpendicular
Yo, the stuff they teach is blocking me off from reality
I cannot get my mind around this inequality
Personal feelings towards Maths B is no amity
Too much Fibonacci, get me away from probability
It's no fun cuz in Maths B you never blunder
Without a doubt, the only way to confound
Makes you wonder why my text is ripped asunder
Gotta get myself released or else I'll drown

Not surprised students are dying
I will not stop my complaining
This is war upon Maths B
For the things it's done to me

Countless numbers are my nightmare
It just is not fit for bums
I can't believe it's softly killing me
Maths B is stuffed (stuffed)

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