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Song Parodies -> "My Bump (the Lost song)"

Original Song Title:

"My Humps"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"My Bump (the Lost song)"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

The song is about Claire Littleton, the former pregnant Aussie from Lost...well, enjoy
What you gonna do with all this waste
All this waste upside this place
I'ma gon' make, make, make me space
Give me space 'cos of my bump
My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump
My bump, my bump, my bump
My lovely baby bump, check it out

My memory is hazy
I crashed the other day, see
I'm sitting on this flight, me
And strapped in really tightly
Suddenly, I'm tryin'a
Be a damn survivor
Baby made me heavy
Still they saved me, left me with a guy
Now I have to ask
Where the hell did we all crash
And, seven peeps went-a trudging
I'd have gone, but I'm still bulging
So I'll keep on waiting
While in this situation
Time, I feel, is wasting
For people who keep sayin' I'm

A mum, a mum, a mum, a mum
I love my baby bump
My bump, my bump, my bump
My bump that's on me
(It keeps on kicking)
Oh, kicking makes me bloody hungry
It's nearly time for me
(What's with these women)
Oh, bathing in the sun before me
Before me

What you gonna do with all this waste
All this waste upside this space
I'ma gon' make, make my own place
My place for me and my bump
How you gonna move with all your stash
All your stash still in that crash
I'ma gon' wake, wake, wake and scream
Wake and scream, wake and scream
'Cos of my bump, my bump, my bump, my bump
My bump, my bump, my bump
My lovely baby bump, check it out

I met a guy, a few weeks ago
He said "Hey-hey-hey, I don't know
I don't want the baby, so you won't be my honey"
I spent time and money
Fixed a deal with my advisor
Really, really weird-ass
Is he real, like the stars and stuff
Look, he might be right

I used to be so sexy
But now I've got a belly
Now Charlie's standing next to me,
"Peanut butter" telling me,
Wants to touch my bu-bump
Waiting for its thu-thump
Please don't look, I've just been rushed
Yup, I've been tortured
I'm a single mother
Used by just an Other
Now I wanna
Want some peanut butter
Now I pull on Kate's hand
But...forget my day's plan
I'ma forcing out a boy
Out of my bump

My bump, my bump, my bump, my bump
My bump, my bump, my bump
My bump, my bump, my bump
My lovely baby bump
My lovely baby bump
My former baby bump
Water breakin' on a stump
Thank God I found you
(The place is spinning)
Oh, spinning everything around me
They're wasting time on me
(We need more women)
Oh, three more women other than me
We're lonely

What you gonna do with all this waste
All this waste still in this place
I'ma gon' get, get, get misplaced
Get misplaced, I've got no bump
What you gonna do with all this sand
All this sand and all these leaves
I'ma gon' make, make, make nappies
Make nappies, make nappies
What you gonna do with all this trash
All this trash that's in your stash
I'ma gon' give, give, give this junk
This junk to that southern hunk
What you gonna do with all this mess
All this mess inside your dress
I'ma gon' get, get, get this dirt
Get this dirt squirt off this shirt

(She must be kidding)
Oh, spending my time on the beach
I'm really tired of it
(She should be knitting)
Oh, people spending time with me
Unruly, truly

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