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Song Parodies -> "My Hump (Aussie Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"My Hump"

Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"My Hump (Aussie Remix)"

Parody Written by:

Kieran Milward

The Lyrics

(To be sung in a real blokey voice)
What you gon' do with all that grog?
All that grog inside your nog?
I'ma gunna, git, git, git, you drunk,
Get you piss drunk off my beer.
My beer, my beer, my beer, my beer, my beer,
My beer, my beer, my beer, my lovely pint o' beer.

I drive me brothers crazy,
I do it in the Daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me these cold ices.
Rolfie & Briana,
Freddy and Madonna
Kerry makes me sherry
All their money got me drink'n right
But I ain't askin,
They say they love me pass"n,
Poisoned spleen, chasin' pidgeons,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on drinkin'
And no I ain't fakin'
I can keep on drinkin'
I keep inebriating.
My beer, my beer, my beer, my beer
I love my pint o' beer,
My beer, my beer, my beer
My beer it got me,
Beer's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all me money on it and wasting time on drink.
Beer's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all me money on it, upon beer, on beer

What you gon' do with all that grog?
All that grog inside your nog?
I'ma gunna, git, git, git, you drunk,
Get you piss drunk off my beer.
What you gon' do with all that cash?
All that cash inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make me sick
Make me sick, make me sick.
Cos of my beer, my beer, my beer, my beer,
My beer, my beer, my beer, my lovely pint o' beer.

I met a girl down at the pub.
She said hey, hey, are ya single bub?
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your beer wit my smoko puff,
smokey, smokey smokes,
Mix your beer with my smoko puff, smokey, smokey riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really tipsy,
The boys they wanna trip me.
They always sittin' next to me,
Always drinking next to me,
Tryin' a drink my beer, beer.
Lookin' at my beer, beer.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some fight,
You don't want no fight,
No, no fight, no, no, no, no fight
So don't pull on my pint boy,
You ain't my size, boy,
I'm just tryn'a drink boy,
And skoal my beer.

My beer, my beer, my beer, my beer
My beer, my beer, my beer, my beer my beer, my beer.
My lovely pint o' beer (beer)
My lovely pint o' beer (beer)
My lovely pint o' beer (beer)
In the front and out the back (beer)
I'm drinkin', not you,
Beer's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all me money on it and wasting time on drink.
Beer's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all me money on it, upon beer, on beer

What you gon' do with all that grog?
All that grog inside your nog?
I'ma gunna, git, git, git, you drunk,
Get you piss drunk off my beer.
What you gon' do with all that cash?
All that cash inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make me sick
Make me sick, make me sick.
What you gon' do with all that grog?
All that grog inside your nog?
I'ma gunna, git, git, git, you drunk,
Get you piss drunk off my beer.
What you gon' do wit all them smokes?
All them smokes, ya big fat bloke?
I'ma make, make, make, make me choke
Make me choke, choke, make me choke.

Beer's got me spending.
Spendin' all me money on it and wasting time on drink.
Beer's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all me money on it, upon beer, on beer.

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Stephen Harrington - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
That's cute, DKTOS in full, so no vote.
Michael Pacholek - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Blimey!
Larry Hensley - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it was funny, 555's
Troy - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Hahahahahahahabloodyhahahahahahaha that is the BEST pisstake of that shit song I ever heard!!!!! I HATE the original, it is the pits and your parody is a big improvement over the original song 10 fold!!! I LOVE Aussie ocker related parodies and have written quite a number of Aussie related parodies myself which you can check them out here http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/troy.shtml . Anyways all 5's mate and a slab of VB!!!!!

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