Song Parodies -> Dont Shop At Walmart (Lawnmower)
| Original Song Title: | "Dont Phunk With My Heart" |
| Original Performer: | Black Eyed Peas |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dont Shop At Walmart (Lawnmower)" |
| Parody Written by: | RoXy |
i hope you like it, some things dont rhyme
no no no
dont shop at walmart
no no no
dont shop at walmart
Yesterday i went there so
i bought a lawnmower
new lawnmower
Yesterday i went there so
i bought a lawnmover
new lawnmower
boy you know you bought me, bought mt
with your shoppers card you bought me bought me
now im here sinfully
mowing and nothing can stop me
can stop me once i started
cant return me once you bought it
you make me want- want to stop me
no no no
dont shop at walmart
baby have some fun and fun and
when i go in your garden garden
cuz i bring you that pain yo
aint only here to destroy your garden
baby i want your neighbors too
interstin how i bug you
cuz im interested in mowin it all
come on boy (yee-haw)
no no no
dont shop at walmart
no no no
dont shop at walmart
Yesterday i went there so
i bought a lawnmower
new lawnmower
Yesterday i went there so
i bought a lawnmover
new lawnmower
boy i had you once you bought me
my pain towards you's never endin endin
i always want you on me
ill play tag and ill be "it" too
if you run ill run you
thats how far i will destroy you
crazy hey you bought me foo!
crazy walmart will destroy you!
no no no no dont shop at walmart
why you so dang scurred scurred herr?
when you got a walmart shoppers cuurd?
you always claimin they out to get ya
think id go and betray ya
for another lawnmoyaa
you forgot your reciept huh?
you musta been on ansetesia
thats why you forgot your reciept huh?
(oh yeah i checked out)
dont you worry bout a thing baby
cuz you know that i will run you over baby
dont you worry bout a thing baby
cuz you know that i will run you over baby
little boy you make me feel
you know ill run you over fo real
i hate you more than ever fo real
(cuz youre)
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that target (6x)
dont shop at walmart
no no no
dont shop at walmart
Yesterday i went there so
i bought a lawnmower
new lawnmower
Yesterday i went there so
i bought a lawnmover
new lawnmower
boy you know you bought me, bought mt
with your shoppers card you bought me bought me
now im here sinfully
mowing and nothing can stop me
can stop me once i started
cant return me once you bought it
you make me want- want to stop me
no no no
dont shop at walmart
baby have some fun and fun and
when i go in your garden garden
cuz i bring you that pain yo
aint only here to destroy your garden
baby i want your neighbors too
interstin how i bug you
cuz im interested in mowin it all
come on boy (yee-haw)
no no no
dont shop at walmart
no no no
dont shop at walmart
Yesterday i went there so
i bought a lawnmower
new lawnmower
Yesterday i went there so
i bought a lawnmover
new lawnmower
boy i had you once you bought me
my pain towards you's never endin endin
i always want you on me
ill play tag and ill be "it" too
if you run ill run you
thats how far i will destroy you
crazy hey you bought me foo!
crazy walmart will destroy you!
no no no no dont shop at walmart
why you so dang scurred scurred herr?
when you got a walmart shoppers cuurd?
you always claimin they out to get ya
think id go and betray ya
for another lawnmoyaa
you forgot your reciept huh?
you musta been on ansetesia
thats why you forgot your reciept huh?
(oh yeah i checked out)
dont you worry bout a thing baby
cuz you know that i will run you over baby
dont you worry bout a thing baby
cuz you know that i will run you over baby
little boy you make me feel
you know ill run you over fo real
i hate you more than ever fo real
(cuz youre)
That-tha, that tha, that-tha, that target (6x)
i hope you liked it! some of it doesnt ryhme.. sorry
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Im lost?
You missed one of the no's in each occurrence of the "no" line. Should be 4 no's, not 3.
This seems to focus more on the lawnmower than Wal-mart itself.
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