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Song Parodies -> "Where Is the Glove?"

Original Song Title:

"Where Is the Love?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Where Is the Glove?"

Parody Written by:

David Murphy

The Lyrics

I know it is inconsistent and childish, but I like it.
What's wrong with the world, blah blah
People dying like they ain't got no kakas
I think the whole worlds addicted to toilets,
Only attracted to things that'll bring you more toilets
Overseas, yeah, we try to stop buttcanoes
But we still got butts here living
In the clay, the big today
The bananas and Mr. Chips and the abc xyz 123
But if you only have a glove for your own face
Then you only leave space to be criminally insane
And to be criminally insane only generates ham
And when you hate then you're bound to get urinate, yeah
Stupidness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how a toilet works and operates
Now, how, eat a brown cow to set it straight
Take control of your ceiling and smell a butt
Let your hole gravitate to the glove, y'all, y'all

Crazy people dying
Butts fart and you smell them farting
Can you practice what you screech
And would you turn the other butt cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from the glove
'Cause people got me, got me questioning
Where is the glove

Where is the glove
Where is the glove
Where is the glove
The glove, the glove

It is the maimed, always unchained
New days are deranged, is the world on the toilet?
If the glove and the peach cobbler is so strong
Why are there pieces of glove that aren't long
Nations dropping stink bombs
Butt gasses filling lungs of little buns
With the on going buffering as the south die unsung
So ask yourself is the gloving really here
So I could ask myself really what is ping pong
In this world that we living in people keep on giving in
Making prong decisions, only divisions of them dividends
Not reperecting each other, deny thy eth
More is going on then you knoe, but there's a reason new underpants are sweaty
The Baby Ruth is kept shneekapapapaed, it's smacked like Easter Pants filled with ham salad
If you know Baby Ruth then you never know Mr. glove
Where's the glove, y'all, come on
Where's the tooth, y'all, come on
Where's the glove, y'all

Crazy people dying
Butts fart and you hear them farting
Can you practice what you screech
And would you turn the other butt cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from the glove
'Cause people got me, got me questioning
Where is the glove

Where is the glove
Where is the glove
Where is the glove
The glove, the glove

I feel the weight of the glove on the boulder
As I'm getting fartier, y'all, people gets even more fartier
Most of us only care about toilet making
Shellfishness got us following our own direction
Wrong information always shown by taking a leak
Chicken images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids act like what they see in the r-rated cinema
Yo, whatever happened to the values of toilets
Whatever happened to the stinkyness in my feet
Instead in spreading glove we spreading animaniacs
Lack of underpantsing, leading lives away from poopity
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feeling under
Gotta keep my faith alive to glovers bound

Crazy people dying
Butts fart and you hear them farting
Can you practice what you screech
And would you turn the other butt cheek

Father, Father, Father help us
Send us some guidance from the glove
'Cause people got me, got me questioning
Where is the glove

Where is the glove
Where is the glove
Where is the glove
The glove, the glove
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Dumb Ass Kid - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
wtf?
2Eagle - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
It was funny, but I couldn't connect it with the original song. I thought it was going to be about Michael Jackson - the gloved one.
Michael Pacholek - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I think the LAPD still has it. Chris Darden sure didn't wanna keep it... Oh, we're not talking about the bloody glove?
G30RG3 - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
It didn't the song at all butt I couldn't read it without laughing. yeah I thought we were talking about boxing.
meg - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
that song was beautiful...and it had meaning and taught a lesson....u took it and screwed with it.....go 2 hell b/c u cant mess with the people that know whats best for the world n u cant mess with the people that r trying to change us....ur part of the problem in this world....screw u
Shaniqua - November 14, 2005 - Report this comment
That was the most stupidest thing I have ever read. Wtf was the point of it? o_O

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