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Song Parodies -> "Aw, Damnit! Four more years!"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Mama"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Aw, Damnit! Four more years!"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Aw damnit, how in the heck did Dubya win, damnit
Guess that the year can't get more shitty, can it?
Now the blast masters blastin' up the planet

(REEEEEEE-ELECTED!)
Kerry Kerry, the times are lookin' scary
You didn't win, Bush elected again, and
Insane-y, the people ain't too brainy
'Cause now we're really stuck with Mr. Bush and Dick Cheney
Kerry Kerry, the times are lookin' scary
You didn't win, he's elected again, and
Insane-y, the people ain't too brainy
'Cause now we're really stuck with Mr. Bush and Dick Cheney

I got a little little vote and a little little voice
I took it to the polls and I made me a choice
Got a little little bold when we finally had to choose
But my whole heart dropped when I saw Kerry lose
He lost the race (NOO), Had to concede with a frown on his face (NOO)
Now Mr. Bush, he still runs the place
And still drop bombs all around the middle east
(They done wrecked it, Got Bush re-elected)
Naw y'all knaw, who's their man
All Re...publicans
Steady workin' on the abortion ban
And, workin' hard on their right wing plans
(They do) what they can
(Double-U) Back again
And still he stands, with us in his hands
(Now come on Dubya, how could they luv ya?))

Aw damnit, how in the heck did Dubya win, damnit
Guess that the year can't get more shitty, can it?
Now the blast masters blastin' up the planet
(hey) Can't get no worse, can it? He makes me say
Damnit, how in the heck did Dubya win, damnit
Guess that the year can't get more shitty, can it?
Now the blast masters blastin' up the planet,
(oh no no no no)

He's the big dumb dumber, it's a big bum bummer
We still won wonder about this blun blunder
He's gonna start more sh*t then a bad plumb plumber
And now I cannot wait for the big sum summer
In 0-8 (NOOOO) That's a long damn time to have to wait (NOOOO)
Euro-peans, Les-bians, gays are who he hates
(Dubya Dubya) and he is our leader
And now the grief, Commander in Chief
Now y'all know, who he is
Y'all know, 'bout his biz
Steady stackin' bills while his men get killed
"Why's he fightin' so hard?" For them oil fields
Now he's Gee...Dubya Bee, from the crew
G.O.P., hatred and greed, as he takes the lead
(Now come on Dubya, should be rid of ya)

Aw damnit, how in the heck did Dubya win, damnit
Guess that the year can't get more shitty, can it?
Now the blast masters blastin' up the planet
(Noooo! Noooo!)

Kerry Kerry, the times are lookin' scary
You didn't win, Bush elected again, and
Insane-y, the people ain't too brainy
'Cause now we're really stuck with Mr. Bush and Dick Cheney
Kerry Kerry, the times are lookin' scary
You didn't win, he's elected again, and
No fakin', stability is shaken
'Cause the way he mess around will have the whole world quakin'
Fight Iraqis...free Iraqis...fight Iraqis...free Iraqis...fight Iraqis...free Iraqis
Very...very scary

Aw damnit, how in the heck did Dubya win, damnit
Guess that the year can't get more shitty, can it?
Now the blast masters blastin' up the planet
(hey) Can't get no worse, can it? He makes me say
Damnit, how in the heck did Dubya win, damnit
Guess that the year can't get more shitty, can it?
Now the blast masters blastin' up the planet,
(oh no no no no) (fade out)

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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MrMacphisto - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Syncronos....
Charlie Decker - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! Spot on pacing, very clever rhymes. Perfect 5s all around.
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow. Great work on a tough original.
LadyGaladriel - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny and very true. Great job.
bobpiecheese - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
nice work. i've parodied a few rap songs as the_conqueror_of_parodies so i know how tuff it can be. by the way i'm from aussie so i dont know the situation in america. wats the big deal over bush?
bobpiecheese - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
by the way you missed a bit. it goes like this: 'We're da B.E.P. crew and the beebop breakers, the boom bap makers and the party heavy weighters, we break it on down for the mamas with the shakers, come on do it do it come on do it, we the soulful invader, the mind stimulator, tunes for the DJs who switch the cross fader, so get on the floor and move your body, are y'all ready to party?' if you had included this bit, it would go after the 'fight iraqis' bit and before the last chorus. maybe u can complete it in the song parody fragments

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