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Song Parodies -> "Independent Lady (I do it all myself uh uh)"

Original Song Title:

"Independant Woman"

Original Performer:

Beyonce and Co.

Parody Song Title:

"Independent Lady (I do it all myself uh uh)"

Parody Written by:

DB

The Lyrics

Lyrics by B.Knowles/M. Knowles/T.Knowles/S.Knowles/A.Beyince'/ D.Knowles-Smith. ALBUM: B to Yonce'

Verse 1:
Question?
Tell me what you think about me
Sell ten million records on my first Cd
Call me if you see flick my hair
L’oreal, Dereon or even Pepsi
Question?
Tell me what you think about this
Try to outsell me, girl you’ll get dismissed
Watch my own movies and I shave my own pits
Always 50/50 on the song credits

Bridge:
Lace wig on my head
Ma made it
Lawsuit on my case
I paid it
Ex members on my case
Dad paid ‘em
Oscar Nominee
Yeah I made it

The watch I’m wearing
Jay bought it
The fish I’m eating
I caught it
The perfume that I spray
I named it
I don’t know Kelly
Who the hell’s Kelly

Hook:
All the traitors
And all the haters
Eating government cheese!
all the writers
all producers
Write that record for me!
All the females
And all the hot males
You’ll never outsell me!
And all the teachers
And all the preachers
Sing your praises to me?
B I didn’t know that you could sell like that
It wasn’t really funny when I fell like that
B I didn’t know that you could sell like that
It wasn’t really funny when I fell like that


Verse 2:
Tell me how you feel about this
That duet with Shakira really took the piss
I worked really hard just to sing in Spanish
How I wish belly dancing hoe would vanish
Question?
How you like the knowledge that I brought
Tell that Rihanna chick that English can be taught
She don’t have a visa,
She don’t got a green card
Spent my last Christmas singing for retards

Bridge:
Lace wig on my head
Ma made it
Lawsuit on my case
I paid it
Ex members on my case
Dad paid ‘em
Oscar Nominee
Yeah I made it

The watch I’m wearing
Jay bought it
The fish I’m eating
I caught it
The perfume that I spray
I named it
I don’t know Kelly
Who the hell’s Kelly


Hookx2.

Child of Destiny
Talented and so pretty
Made Jay Z get a vasectomy for me
Don’t want ugly babies

Hook.
Do not copy these lyrics or in any way paraphrase and try to pass them off as your own, imitators WILL face prosecution.

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