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Song Parodies -> "Beware M.E. (Clean Version)"

Original Song Title:

"U WON'T 4GET M.E."

Original Performer:

Bentley Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Beware M.E. (Clean Version)"

Parody Written by:

BentleyBro

The Lyrics

This is a clean version of my uncensored parody, Beware M.E. (Explicit). This basically keeps the point, but makes it more K Rated than when it was originally sung...
Here we go...
Just remember...
Did you expect from this?

I bet you're thinking bout us
Not liking what we'll be
You know that I'm the baddest
And I swear that you'll bleed

Coz I know you're planning all the scams we're making
And you're hating all the things we say so

Come over here, lick a stick, lay bricks, you git
Coz you know I'll throw a fit

I'm quiet as a mouse
There are not enough thoughts of what you've done to me
I'll burn your bloody house
I'll light it up for everyone to see
You will Beware Me!

You can run but I'll outrun you hon
You can fly banzai out of the sky
You can try but then you won't survive
You will Beware Me
So long hon anon you'll be long gone
I'm the best and next I'll stab your chest
Don't you cry coz now this girl is mine
You will Beware Me!

And in these unclean eyes, now
You're dead beyond belief
My eyes are really dim and
You'd better get some sleep

I'm so crazy being all chilled and lazy
My mind's hazy, you amazed me so

I'll beat you down to the ground
Get out of town, no one's ever gonna come for you

I'm quiet as a mouse
Just trying to see you in the way you're meant to be
I'm like a bloody louse
I'll drain your life in the way you'd believe
She will Beware Me!

You can run but I'll outrun you hon
You can fly banzai out of the sky
You can try but then you won't survive
You will Beware Me
So long hon anon you'll be long gone
I'm the best and next I'll stab your chest
Don't you cry coz now this girl is mine
You will Beware Me!

So long, begone, your will is really strong
So long, begone, just die coz I will burn you

You're just a butt, nothing but, you can eat these nuts
I know that you secretly want to

So long, begone, your will is really strong
So long, begone, just die coz I will burn you

Wait. Are we not done, yet?

You can run but I'll outrun you hon
You can fly banzai out of the sky
You can try but then you won't survive
You will Beware Me
So long hon anon you'll be long gone
I'm the best and next I'll stab your chest
Don't you cry coz now this girl is mine
You will Beware Me!

You can run but I'll outrun you hon
You can fly banzai out of the sky
You can try but then you won't survive
You will Beware Me
So long hon anon you'll be long gone
I'm the best and next I'll stab your chest
Don't you cry coz now this girl is mine

Ha-ha-ha! I'm so bloody good!
I will admit. I didn't do any planning ahead for dubbing these lyrics of mine. I just came up with this now. I also do not have a ringtone of me performing this song. I plan to keep it that way. The original Beware M.E. (Explicit) is better off alone on my phone. If I ever do record this on my phone, though, I will let you know. Please leave feedback.

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Old Man Ribber - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Bro - I completely understand and sympathize. I have bowlderized versions of the parodies I use at karaoke sessions in case my routines may be inappropriate for children and the elderly. Still, I can't resist asking the audience "Is there anybody in the crowd who is easily offended? Then get the hell out of here...right now!!". ;D

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