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Song Parodies -> "You'll Never Catch M.E."

Original Song Title:

"U WON'T 4GET M.E."

Original Performer:

Bentley Jones

Parody Song Title:

"You'll Never Catch M.E."

Parody Written by:

BentleyBro

The Lyrics

This is what I like to call the Clean Version of another parody I made with a friend. The so-called Dirty Version, Beware Me (Explicit), is much worse. And I cannot access What Freaks at school to post lyrics of that version. I can censor it, but I don't want to censor Beware Me (Explicit)... Although, I AM trying to make a dubbed version of that one (it has different lyrics, but parodies the same song...)
Here we go...
Just run for me...
Did you expect this...?

I bet you're running at us
Not liking how we'll be
You can just be a badass
And that can't make me bleed

Coz I see you losing to the groove I'm making
And you're hating all the beat we bounce so
Come over here and let's fight
Then, write
Just turn right
I'm not your damn friend for life!

Oh, I've been up in sight!
I don't have enough fears for how you've treated me!
You've bombed my house in light
You've let me down for everyone to see!
You'll never catch me!

You can run but I'll outrun you, son
You can fly but I've fled you and died
You can try but I'll surely survive!
You'll never catch me!
I'm not done anon I still am not gone
Not impress, possessed me you confessed
I won't die, I'll find that this is mine!
You'll never catch me!

And through my blinded eyes now
The world is black and black
Your every breath makes me scared
But I can't be attacked!

It's so easy being all scared and needy
Coz you're sleezy, and you need me so
Won't knock me down
On the ground
I'm out of town
No one's ever letting me see you!

Oh, I've been up in sight
Just trying to escape you and show I'm all I'll be
And I have got no frights
Coz I am never going to be seen
They'll never catch me!

You can run but I'll outrun you, son
You can fly but I've fled you and died
You can try but I'll surely survive!
You'll never catch me!
I'm not done anon I still am not gone
Not impress, possessed me you confessed
I won't die, I'll find that this is mine!
You'll never catch me!

So long, be gone, it's only just begun
So long, be gone, don't try coz I'll turn on you

Going fast, kicking ass, we will have a blast
And in the end you will secretly want to

So long, be gone, it's only just begun
So long, be gone, don't try coz I'll turn on you

Wait, are we not done, yet?

You can run but I'll outrun you, son
You can fly but I've fled you and died
You can try but I'll surely survive!
You'll never catch me!
I'm not done anon I still am not gone
Not impress, possessed me you confessed
I won't die, I'll find that this is mine!
You'll never catch me!

You can run but I'll outrun you, son
You can fly but I've fled you and died
You can try but I'll surely survive!
You'll never catch me!
I'm not done anon I still am not gone
Not impress, possessed me you confessed
I won't die, I'll find that this is mine!


Ha-ha-ha! I'm so gnikcuf good!
Special thanks to Bentley Jones (Heheh, BJ) for U WON'T 4GET M.E., which this parodies. The word gnikcuf will not easily be understood unless you know what exactly Bentley says at the end of U WON'T 4GET M.E. (Clean Version). Also, he doesn't post all the lyrics on his own website, so you won't know from that.

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