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Song Parodies -> "G.I. Joe Is What I've wanted"

Original Song Title:

"All I Ever Wanted"

Original Performer:

Basshunter

Parody Song Title:

"G.I. Joe Is What I've wanted"

Parody Written by:

JMasta

The Lyrics

This is about someone who is obsessed with G.I. Joe. This was going to be about Mint Cadburys chocolate (Which is sadly not on our shelfs anymore) but I changed it. My opinion is that collecting G.I. Joe is a tithy bit sad but I'll make an exception as G.I. Joe: The Rise Of The Cobra looks a kick ass movie althouh I haven't watched it.
G.I. Joe is what I’ve wanted
For a long while
I always buy them brand new
My friends don’t see the appeal

G.I. Joe is what I’ve wanted
For a long while
If you find one
It’s probably mine
I always buy them brand new
My friends don’t see the appeal
G.I. Joe is what I wanted
So don’t ask me

G.I. Joe is what I’ve wanted
For a long while
If you find one
It’s probably mine
I always buy them brand new
My friends don’t see the appeal
G.I. Joe is what I wanted
So don’t ask me

Huge range zone
Is what I own
And I’ve got way more to come
A colony
Stuck like glue
And playing with them is what I do

Playing all day, even in my head
And I’d crie when one of them are dead
I liked Action Man but The Cobra I despise
G.I. Joe is all I wanted in my life

G.I. Joe is what I’ve wanted
For a long while
If you find one
It’s probably mine
I always buy them brand new
My friends don’t see the appeal
G.I. Joe is what I wanted
So don’t ask me

G.I. Joe is what I’ve wanted
For a long while
If you find one
It’s probably mine
I always buy them brand new
My friends don’t see the appeal
G.I. Joe is what I wanted
So don’t ask me

G.I. Joe is ready!

G.I. Joe is what I’ve wanted
For a long while
If you find one
It’s probably mine
I always buy them brand new
My friends don’t see the appeal
G.I. Joe is what I wanted
So don’t ask me

G.I. Joe is what I wanted

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metaphorsbwithu - September 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't know the OS but the parody reminded me of my nephew who was into GI Joe andb all the other action figures and gave me a smile. A little repititious but what would you expect from someone who's obsessed with GI Joe and scarfs down chocolate mints?

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