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Song Parodies -> " Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Gang

Parody Song Title:

" Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

Alt-Right (-Left) Thugs by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

Alt-right thugs, shouting loud.
Driving cares into a crowd.
Guns and clubs and full of hate.
No kisses for you today,
Neo-Nazis and KKK.

Alt-left thugs, moms and dads,
Standing against what is bad.
Black, brown, white, arm in arm.
Protecting civil rights from harm.

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David Duke - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Throwing bricks at people and beating them with bats and boards is protecting their civil rights? Wow! Where do I sign up with Antifa and BLM?
BLM - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Hate speech needs to be outlawed to keep us from murdering you.

https://freenorthcarolina.blogspot.com/2016/07/top-us-police-union-chief-blames-obama.html
Margaret Sanger - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Those teenagers in black masks rioting in the streets are moms and dads? America must have a worse problem than I thought with all this teen pregnancy among all these imbeciles and inferior races.
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Whoa, looks like a couple of people are off their meds today. The bricks and bats (and guns, and cars used as weapons) belonged to the neo-nazis kkk white supers in Charlottesville trying to deprive people of their civil rights. "Black masked teenagers"? Don't make me laugh (or cry)! Watch some real news and quit getting duped by photo-shopped images.
Wow! - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
"Alt-right" is a euphemism variously for racists, Nazis, KKK.... Lots of apologists (possibly active members) on the site. Sad.
Bleh. - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
"Alt-right" is the goose-stepping Antifa thugs' term for anyone to the right of Bernie Sanders, just like "racist" is BLM's term for anyone who insists on judging people by their moral character rather than by the color of their skin.
Real News - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Don't play dumb with us, Jeff. We SAW those black-masked Antifa thugs with the bricks and bats beating on the attackers' car in the raw video footage shot by Evan Hen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRTtuQyGgE

Real news consists of viewing the actual footage, Jeff, not watching your favorite Democrats with bylines blather what you're supposed to think of it. Shame on you for trusting the blather of Democrat propagandists with bylines over the unbiased view from the camera.
Wake Up Call - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Jeff is a commie stooge folks. He thinks he can sell wood to a forest! NOT!!!
Max Power - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Antifa are far worse from what I gather, why not calling them out rather than making them sound like the good guys?
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Just in case some of you very fine folks missed this: on one side were the nazis, on the other were the anti-nazis. There are no good nazis. You may remember that we had a war about this. The whole world was involved.
I saw it too - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
On one side were Nazis, KKK, White supremacy folks, Second Amendment dudes, and I suppose some non-affiliated Trump supporters. On the other side were Antifa, BLM, militant Gays, Communists, and I suppose some non-affiliated left-wing progressives. Both sides had weapons and the left attacked the right first as the police stood by and watched for awhile. The guy in the car is a murderer plain and simple. Just because he expressed interest in bad groups doesn't make him a domestic terrorist. You would have to prove intent and premeditation to commit murder. I think what he did was a spontaneous act driven by anger. He was dressed in normal clothes too. Where was his Nazi gear, signs, and weapons? Maybe he is just mentally ill and was untreated Anywho, the Alt-Left is just as responsible as the Alt-Right that day. At least the latter had a permit to be there to defend the Lee statue.
@I saw it too - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Well said, when it comes to this the whole is not black and white. We live ina world where the morality is in the shades of grey.
@I saw it too - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Damn typos.
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Real News: "We SAW those black-masked Antifa thugs with the bricks and bats beating on the attackers' car in the raw video footage". OK, let me actually think here for a moment. You attack me with a car, I hit your car with a bat, and I'm the "thug". You're right, I don't get it.
Just to be clear - August 20, 2017 - Report this comment
@ Jeff:
On one side there were nationalists.
On the other side there were socialists.
During the war Germany were nationalist-socialist.
Just to be clear - August 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Oh, and if you're already carrying bricks and bats you're already prepared to commit violence - get it?
Get This - August 20, 2017 - Report this comment
It is the policy of ANTIFA to deter and resist Nazis with force. ANTIFA does not practice passive resistance. How ridiculous that is! They come to Nazi rallies with weapons to kick Nazi ass. Because Nazis are the unequivocal, undeniable enemy of humanity. Whenever they raise their evil heads, they have to be ground underfoot as you would step on a cockroach. Never again! It's violent. Too bad. Welcome to the world.
Just to be clear - August 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Violence to cure violence is like gluttony to cure obesity or gangbangs to cure virginity - we get it!
Got This - August 20, 2017 - Report this comment
"Antifa" is a FASCIST group. It's funded by George Soros and other big corporate donors, it is the goose-stepping hate group that exists to commit violence against anyone to the right of Bernie Sanders. Antifa is one of the many unequivocal, undeniable enemies of humanity; it has taken the KKK's place as the violent thug enforcer arm of the biggest, most racist hate group in America: the Democrats.
Get This - August 20, 2017 - Report this comment
@ Just to be clear: I would like to resolve the world's moral conflicts peacefully. But was our violent response to the violence of Pearl Harbor and 9/11 wrong or illogical? Is there such a thing as "righteous war," and was WW2 an example?
Your comment is laughable.
Get This - August 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Ochinchin daisuke!
Just to be clear - August 20, 2017 - Report this comment
Of course it was, but your argument is a contorted high ground maneuver, putting a whole nation's full military attack on Pearl Harbor side by side with a mentally ill white trash car driver scared out of his last wits by MSM propaganda telling it's OK to attack people like him with bricks and bats and to step on him like a cockroach. There aren't enough nazis nationwide to organize more than one big march at a time - if it wasn't for MSM's exploitation of black fear most people wouldn't even get to hear about them.
Plainspoken - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
More to the point: notice Jeff's bait-and-switch ploys and casual shifting of the goal-posts, which amounts to "They didn't do that, and when they did, the victims deserved it!" First he portrays the fascist Antifa thugs as peaceful, wholesome mommies and daddies (absurdly unlikely, considering that these were mostly high school and college roughnecks) speaking out for our liberties (with their fists and their melee weapons). Then he pretends these thugs JUST HAPPENED to have their bats and boards and bricks handy to "defend" (i.e. retaliate) against the maniac who ran several of them down with his car. Then he admits to their thuggery, but insists that all their victims deserved to be assaulted and battered because they're all "fascists" according to... the definition given by the fascist thugs of Antifa.

Shame on you, Jeff: you're not only a suck-up to the far-left fascists and a brazen liar, but an incompetent one!
Get This - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
"Just to be clear" offers a romanticized biography of James Alex Fields. White trash he is and mentally ill, but somehow he is a reader of MSM (The NY Times? The Washington Post?). Their anti-Fascist propaganda scares the poor, dear boy into flooring the pedal to accelerate into a crowd. He really must have been scared.
This is what we know about him, according to his high school teacher: "Fields was “a very bright kid but very misguided and disillusioned.” When Fields was a freshman, he wrote a report for another class that was “very much along the party lines of the neo-Nazi movement... A lot of boys get interested in the Germans and Nazis because they’re interested in World War II, but James took it to another level.” This is the profile of a typical Nazi-in-the-making.
"Just to be clear" also offers a shameless account of the Nazi presence in this country: their numbers are greatly exaggerated by the MSM in order to stoke black fear (for what reason, our fabulist doesn't say). Let me remind you of the common indoor insect, the German cockroach. If you see one in your house, be assured that there are 100. Stepping on it is not always possible, so I recommend that you bomb it with Raid. In WW2, we used Air Raid.
Now for the Plainspoken double-talker: Merriam-Webster defines fascism as "a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism." Dictator, nationalism, racism. Does that sound like the local and fragmented self-defense militias which comprise Antifa, or does it fit Richard Spencer's sieg heil Nazis who march and shout Hitler's "blood and soil" and "Jews will not replace us."?
Your Attention, Please - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
Good Thug - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
^ True. It's just tragic that on this site it has to be said.
Grateful - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jeff. It's a shame that known anti-Nazis here are silent.
Grateful - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Antifa rule, heil communists!
Get This - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Ochinchin daisuke!
Jeff - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
I like ochinchin too!
Callmecrazy - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
There are more anarchists in the Antifa crowds than in the Alt-Right crowds! You would think it would be the other way around! Guess they don't meet the Nazi and Klan standards!!!
Got This - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Merriam-Webster's definition fits what the Nazis want, but it fits Antifa way, WAY better: well-paid corporate-hired rent-a-mob thugs agitating for the forcible (and violent) suppression of all opposition and criticism to leftard dogma, regimentation of all industry, commerce, etc. (under unelected bureaucracies infested with leftards, of course) and emphasizing an aggressive INTERnationalism (i.e. one-world government) and often racism (particularly against... you guess it... the J000000S!)

http://pamelageller.com/2016/01/violent-pro-migration-protesters-being-paid-50-an-hour-by-germany-socialist-party-dankeantifa-hitlerian.html/
The Fugs - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Kill, kill, kill for peace!
Kill, kill, kill for peace!
Kill, kill, kill for peace...
@Your Attention, Please - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
I guess that makes Heather Heyer a GOOD Nazi.
@Callmecrazy - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
Well, yes, there are more self-proclaimed "anarchists" in Antifa than among the Nazis. Of course, either way, these anarchists (anarchy = no government) actually want MORE government for us all. An internet meme neatly summarizes their ideology and its consequences:

https://i.imgflip.com/1kjb32.jpg
@Jeff - August 21, 2017 - Report this comment
You're so stoopid!
Babylon Bee - August 27, 2017 - Report this comment
http://babylonbee.com/news/antifa-changes-name-just-fa/

“We were called ‘Antifa,’ but let’s be honest here, we’re using violence to advance our cause, we forcibly suppress those who oppose us, and we’d all be okay with a totalitarian Communist regime,” an Antifa spokesperson clad in all black said in a press conference. “We still want to punch Nazis and stuff, but we’re going to be a little more honest going forward about what we support.”

“If we’re gonna be shutting down the free speech of people we disagree with, it’s just a lot more accurate to call us fascists, to be honest,” he added.
Get This - August 27, 2017 - Report this comment
^ This is fake news. You should always check your sources. The Babylon Bee is a self-described satirical evangelical Christian website. The site is famous for over-the-top fake stories focusing on well known pastors, celebrities, and politicians. It was launched on March 1, 2016. It models itself on The Onion
Got This - August 30, 2017 - Report this comment
OF COURSE it's satire; that's the point. The best comedians point people to the truth by puncturing their self-deceptions. Antifa is no more going to change its name to just Fa than the Democrats are going to change their name to the Treasonous Totalitarian Terrorist Thugs, since in each case such truth in advertising about their inherent nature would be bad PR.
Get This - August 30, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Now I get it. Even this is satire, too. Your political viewpoint is either insanity or satire. I give you the benefit of the doubt.

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