Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Fanfiction is for Slash"

Original Song Title:

"The Internet is for Porn"

Original Performer:

Avenue Q

Parody Song Title:

"Fanfiction is for Slash"

Parody Written by:

Sheogorath

The Lyrics

I just thought I'd update this a little bit. I hope any of my fellow fanfic authors who read this have as much fun doing so as I did writing it.
KATE: Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm going to teach something relevant! Something modern! Fanfiction! (Song starts) Fanfiction is really, really great
TREKKIE MONSTER: For slash
KATE: On AO3 I never have long to wait
TREKKIE: For slash
KATE: What? There's all my favourite sites
TREKKIE: For slash
KATE: On which I'll read and write
TREKKIE: Good slash
KATE: It's like I'm typing at the speed of light!
TREKKIE: More slash!
KATE: Trekkie!

TREKKIE: Fanfiction is for slash
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: Fanfiction is for slash
KATE: What are you doing?
TREKKIE: All great authors make a splash by writing slash
KATE: Trekkie...

TREKKIE: Oh! Hello, Kate Monster!
KATE: You are ruining my song!
TREKKIE: Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to
KATE: Well, if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
TREKKIE: Okey dokey
KATE: Good

KATE: I'm glad we have this opportunity
TREKKIE: For slash... oops!
KATE: To upload fanfics to the web for free
TREKKIE: And slash... oops, sorry!
KATE: With my Android smartphone
TREKKIE: For...
KATE: I can write plots all my own
TREKKIE: ...
KATE: Though other authors are better known
TREKKIE: FOR SLASH!!
KATE: Trekkie!

TREKKIE: Fanfiction is for slash!
KATE: No!
TREKKIE: Fanfiction is for slash!
KATE: Trekkie!!
TREKKIE: Me up all night getting a rash through reading slash!

KATE: That's gross! You're a pervert!
TREKKIE: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster
KATE: No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home to read and write slashfiction
TREKKIE: Ohhhh?
KATE: What?
TREKKIE: You have no idea! Ready, normal people?
BRIAN: Ready
GARY: Ready
PRINCETON: Ready
TREKKIE: Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS: Fanfiction is for slash!
PRINCETON: Sorry, Kate...
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Fanfiction is for slash!
PRINCETON: I masturbate!
TREKKIE: All these guys increase their size while reading slash!
KATE: Fanfiction is not for slash!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: SLASH, SLASH...

KATE: HOLD ON A SECOND! Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rob, often check for reviews on Potions and Snitches
ROB: That's correct
KATE: And Brian, you read about the Elder Scrolls series
BRIAN: Sure!
KATE: And Gary, you keep writing about Death Note and Fallout
GARY: Yes I do!
KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet Homestuck gift fic
PRINCETON: True
TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate... what you think he do after? Hmm?
PRINCETON: Yeah...
KATE: EEEWWWWW!!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS: Fanfiction is for slash!
KATE: GROSS!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Fanfiction is for slash!
KATE: I HATE SLASH!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: So grab your pens and have a bash at writing slash!
KATE: I HATE GAYS!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Slash, slash, slash, slash
KATE: I'M LEAVING!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Slash, slash, slah, slash
KATE: I HATE FANFICTION!
TREKKIE: Fanfiction is for...
TREKKIE AND SOME: Fanfiction is for...
TREKKIE AND ALL: Fanfiction is for SLASH!
TREKKIE: YEAH!

Copyright © 2013 Romersa's Protégé. Individuals and groups are free to copy and share this work for all purposes except large scale distribution, subject to credit being given and any derivatives being released under the same or a similar licence. All other rights reserved.
Adapted from 'The Internet is for Porn'; Copyright © 2002 Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx. All rights reserved.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avenueq2.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 385