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Song Parodies -> "Pizza Drive"

Original Song Title:

"Pencil Fight"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Pizza Drive"

Parody Written by:

Marianne E. B. Markham

The Lyrics

Entertaining, and educational! More of my silly nonsense side, and no, this is not a true story by me or anyone I've heard of. The moral, (spoken part in quotes) is featured in the bridge of this parody. It wasn't easy matching with the pacing on that, so please be gentle with me. XD Oh and one final note! I like both Papa John's an Domino's pizzas. Just to let you know I'm not against one or the other!
Down over at Papa John's, a phone call so surreal
Domino's, right nextdoor, man getting behind the wheel

So it's time. It's just time'
Excuse me sir, in a hurry, and don't really give a care!
Have to beat this guy to someone's house and have the upper hand'

So it's time
'Cause I'm thinkin' pizza drive
There he goes!
Pizza drive
A stop light!

He passed by' He passed by'

On Route Four, drivin' fifty-five. Rival, catch me if you can!
I leave ya behind my bumper. Now, don't speed way too fast!

Respected customer, yeah he's a Papa John's fan!
He shifts his eyes quite slowly, wind blowin' through his hair

I pass by'

'Cause I'm thinkin' pizza drive'
Here I go!
Pizza drive
Into town

And we drive'
Side by side, oh my, oh my'
Race a tie. Oh my'

TV Reporter: "In this world, companies alone
And only one can lead until death and in death my friends.
We take one thing, and that one thing is pride.
Just don't call two at one time between the two that you love in which they so hate.
The consequence bearing on your conscience, both men just might die."

Pizza drive
Here we are
Pizza fight
In the yard

Pizza fight
Here we are

Don't you see we have problems here? Problems here right with you.
With you, with you
Problems here right with you!
2004, by Marianne E. B. Markham

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Pardon me, but do I know you from somewhere in Chicago?
Marianne E. B. Markham - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, you must be mistaken. I'm from Maryland.

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