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Song Parodies -> "Lord of the RINGS"

Original Song Title:

"Into the West"

Original Performer:

Annie Lennox

Parody Song Title:

"Lord of the RINGS"

Parody Written by:

Ice Zero

The Lyrics

Lay down
Your cell-tel that is dead
Roam is dialing
Free minutes are at their end

Pay now
Get a fliptop that costs much more
They are ringing
From within a strip-mall store

Why does it beep?
Where is the text messaging space?
Soon you will reap
Signing that steep contract today

Wireless crap
Voice mail's not working

Why can't you hear
On your Verizon?
Why do they drop the call?

Atop the bill
A payment rises
The gyps have come
To siphon your loan

And green will turn to plastic cash
A digital nightmare
Cell phones crash

Sound fades
If you turn left or right
When power's dropping
Urgent calls lost every time

Don't say
You'll never renew again
Cell stores are calling
To finagle you, my friend

And you'll ink the dotted line
Not thinking

Why can't you hear
On your Verizon?
Why do they drop the call?

Atop the bill
A payment rises
The gyps have come
To siphon your loan

And green will turn to plastic cash
A digital nightmare
One hope lasts
Called Analog

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