Song Parodies -> Lord of the RINGS
| Original Song Title: | "Into the West" |
| Original Performer: | Annie Lennox |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lord of the RINGS" |
| Parody Written by: | Ice Zero |
Lay down
Your cell-tel that is dead
Roam is dialing
Free minutes are at their end
Pay now
Get a fliptop that costs much more
They are ringing
From within a strip-mall store
Why does it beep?
Where is the text messaging space?
Soon you will reap
Signing that steep contract today
Wireless crap
Voice mail's not working
Why can't you hear
On your Verizon?
Why do they drop the call?
Atop the bill
A payment rises
The gyps have come
To siphon your loan
And green will turn to plastic cash
A digital nightmare
Cell phones crash
Sound fades
If you turn left or right
When power's dropping
Urgent calls lost every time
Don't say
You'll never renew again
Cell stores are calling
To finagle you, my friend
And you'll ink the dotted line
Not thinking
Why can't you hear
On your Verizon?
Why do they drop the call?
Atop the bill
A payment rises
The gyps have come
To siphon your loan
And green will turn to plastic cash
A digital nightmare
One hope lasts
Called Analog
Your cell-tel that is dead
Roam is dialing
Free minutes are at their end
Pay now
Get a fliptop that costs much more
They are ringing
From within a strip-mall store
Why does it beep?
Where is the text messaging space?
Soon you will reap
Signing that steep contract today
Wireless crap
Voice mail's not working
Why can't you hear
On your Verizon?
Why do they drop the call?
Atop the bill
A payment rises
The gyps have come
To siphon your loan
And green will turn to plastic cash
A digital nightmare
Cell phones crash
Sound fades
If you turn left or right
When power's dropping
Urgent calls lost every time
Don't say
You'll never renew again
Cell stores are calling
To finagle you, my friend
And you'll ink the dotted line
Not thinking
Why can't you hear
On your Verizon?
Why do they drop the call?
Atop the bill
A payment rises
The gyps have come
To siphon your loan
And green will turn to plastic cash
A digital nightmare
One hope lasts
Called Analog
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