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Song Parodies -> "Fake It, Fake It"

Original Song Title:

"Shake It, Shake It"

Original Performer:

Alyson Stoner

Parody Song Title:

"Fake It, Fake It"

The Lyrics

The original song will play automatically at www.alysonstoner.com.
Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you hottie!"
I wanna hear some hearty bluffing. (Yes!)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you deke it, deke it. (Ahhhh!)
I love to hear you talking potty.
I love to hear "I'm wet right now." (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!

Fabricate romance, cuz I'm just no good.
(Got no wood, got no wood.)
Faked a comma, said "Ooh!' You thrust and shook.
(Missed your nook. Missed your nook.)

Drop your pants to the floor, work up a deep sigh.
(Fabricate, culminate.)
Give me tips, order me from the left to the right.
(Simulate!)
Ohhhh!

Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you're naughty!"
Don't wanna know I'm hardly studly. (Yawn.)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you feign it, feign it. (Ahhhh!)
Don't gotta say my moves are shoddy.
Put on a gleeful act right now. (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!

When your lovin' is a chore,
May as well moan like a w****.
"Ooo yeah. Right there!
Do me like an au pair!"
When I came you were bored sheer.
So before you soon snore here,
Gasp and jiggle, pant and wriggle,
Don't just lay there, laugh and giggle.

Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you hottie!"
I wanna hear some hearty bluffing. (Yes!)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you deke it, deke it. (Ahhhh!)
I love to hear you talking potty.
I love to hear "I'm wet right now." (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!

Disguise my blandness under sheets,
So what, your glee is counterfeit?
I suck. This hump's awry.
Ease the chagrin, forge a sigh.
Now I wanna see you naked, naked.
All up in your gown, girl? Take it, take it.
I'm about as hard as lard is.
Lost in your zone, girl.

Oh, your lovin' is a chore, yes?
Your man miss your cl*****s?
"Ooo!" Come on!
"Ooo!" Come on!
Liven the score and "Ooo!"
Coming!

S-I-G-H. Yeah, start panting.
No joy when I jump your panties?
"Go!" Come on!
"Go!" Come on!
Though I've botched this, "Go!"
Coming!

Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you're naughty!"
Don't wanna know I'm hardly studly. (Yawn.)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you feign it, feign it. (Ahhhh!)
Don't gotta say my moves are shoddy.
Put on a gleeful act right now. (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!

Fabricate romance, cuz I'm just no good.
(Got no wood. Got now wood.)
Make it up, girl. Fake a gasp.
Make it up, girl. Fake a gasp.
Squirm and utter, squirm and utter.
Hurts? Flirt, squirm and mutter.
Now squawk, do a squawk.
"Ooo, you jock!"
Just don't scoff!

Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you hottie!"
I wanna hear some hearty bluffing. (Yes!)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I love to hear you talking potty.
I love to hear "I'm wet right now." (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!

Let me hear you fake it, fake it. (Ahhhh!)
I wanna hear a "Ooo, you're naughty!"
Don't wanna know I'm hardly studly. (Yawn.)
Come on and moan, girl!
I love to hear you feign it, feign it. (Ahhhh!)
Don't gotta say my moves are shoddy.
Put on a gleeful act right now. (Yeah!)
Come on and groan, girl!
Fake it, f-fake it. Fake it like a UFO picture.

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 37

Voting Breakdown

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Stuart McArthur - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll have what she's having - 555
Red Ant - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Not so funny but I didn't want to cut down your pride on this so 5s. What the heck does "deke" mean?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
A 'deke' is feigning a move in sport to deceive your opponent. Quite fitting, don't you think? LOL, Stu!
EmiLoca - July 31, 2005 - Report this comment
The OS is probably the worst song I've ever heard. No matter what you write in place of the original lyrics, they surpass it by far. Fives on that alone.
Dominic L. - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM- 5's...I thought that the website was funny... That was a horrible song. Your parody made it easier to stand though. It was pretty funny and easy to sing with the original.
Dumb Ass Kid - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Tempted to deduct a point for having make us sit through that tripe, but in the end this was a quality parody, and was worth it 555
Adagio - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
What is so bad about her chipmunk-on-helium-like whine and chintzy boombox backings, I ask you!?!
Peter Andersson - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The original was as repetetive and boring as "the act" can be when it's bad, I just wanted it to be over with. But you know what they say, even bad "acts" are better than none, so the parody subject made sense. A contender, but I would like to know if it was based on personal experiences, in that case you might need some pointers rather than points. :-)
alyson sordy - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
hey i a a big massive fan of alyson stoner's and its kinds sad that u changed the words but good lyrics, i will five u tha lol
Scathe - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nicely done.
alyson sordy - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment
wow i cant believe alyson is 12 2morrow happy birthday 2 her
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Happy 12th birthday, Alyson! I hear girls are 'Cheaper by the Dozen'...
Jeff Reuben - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--Not your best, but well done, got a chuckle.
sophie - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 ALY HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U I HOPE U HAVE A GREAT DAY AND NIGHT AND GET LOTS OF PERZZIES TOO HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FILLED WITH LOADS OF SUPRISES YOU ARE 12 NOW. HOPE YOUR HAVING FUN FILMING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2 I CANT WAIT TO SEE IT IM GUNNA BE THE FIRST AN THE THEATRES HAVE FUN FILMING MIKES SUPER SHOW-THE ADVENTURE OF HOLLYWOOD IM GUNNA GET IT, U R AN AUWSOME DANCER IM MISSY'S AND EMINEMS MUSIC VIDEO'S AND U DONE A AMAZING JOB IN DRAKE AND JOSH AND IM WITH HER AND WE MUSENT FORGET THE JCPENNEY AD IN 2004 AND 2005, I LIVE IN UK SO I CANT SEE YOUR POSTER IN THE STORE BUT HAPPY B'DAY ANYWAYZ LVZ YA LOVE YOUR FAN SOPHIE XX
TaQuilla - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
It was halarious!I was cracking up when I read this!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, TaQuilla. You make me happy.
*giraffes advance with machetes*
Melhi - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hmm... definitely an improvement over the original. (You and Scathe are conspiring to kill us with OSes, aren't you?)
Johnny D - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Cool! Reminds me of (SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT) one of my Christopher Cross parodies...
Tim Mayfield - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) ...
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
^ Now now, Tim, no need for that sort of language.
Rick C - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Didn't KTOS before but, do now. Great job with this one, Luke..555
Tim Mayfield - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Jake/Luke those are your 5's, they're just really really small.
Red Ant - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Definate improvement over TOS, which sounds like a Salt N Pepper meets the Spice Girls karaoke gone wrong. Good work here Luke, this parody could be the theme for the porn industry.
Stuart McArthur - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) that link works a treat, Luke, and it was great to read one of your parodies with the usually-DKTOS song in the background - huge effort this and some great wordplay...Do me like an au pair...Oh, your lovin' is a chore, yes? Your man miss your cl*****s?...LOL!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought ChuckyG would disapprove of saying 'class for chorus'...
Cayce - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh that was so funny I forgot to laught. I was totally being sarcastic.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Was 'I was totally being sarcastic' sarcastic?
Phil Alexander - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) ... or should that be :-o :-O :-@
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
^ ROFLMAO!
Arwen - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--I'm more than a little speechless, Luke...
Adam Eccleshall - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hmm.... I had to disable my firewall to get onto the site with the OS. Should've trusted the computer's judgement on that one :-)

Great parody, though :-)
Jordan (The Armstrong) - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
"Talking Potty" is classic. Good work.
nicole - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it was very inappropriate and rude.
iman - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
hey ally u have the same birthday as me!
Ally - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
iman, never again talk to me via some weirdo's parody of my song, (which is logically the only place I frequent in order to check on my fan mail). I personally select you as my most hated fan. Ever.

From the actual Alyson Stoner. Really.
The Skuz - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Okay, maybe I'm odd, but I like both the original AND the parody.
ashlyn - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
shake it shake it on www.alysonstoner.com sounds better!
sammy - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
alyson stoners version is sooo much better. way to go aly. it flows better!!
Attiyya Barnes - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Does anyobdy know the original lyrics to the song Shake it, shake it. I can`t find it anywhere.
simon cowell - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
It was terrible!
zoe - May 30, 2006 - Report this comment
its gr8 nd i love alyson! i wich i cud meet her im her number 1 fan. xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
precious - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
alyson sings like a mad dog and i meanit and she can kind of sing like a mouse
lauren - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
i agree wiht precioius i think she should just stick to dancing no singing or acting
Utugenegene - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny ! It look like the original !
Utugenegene - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I want to find the Lyrics I Love this Song ! Request : Shake It Shake It Alyson Stoner LYRIC
Shayla - February 17, 2008 - Report this comment
i think she should stick to dancing and acting to she's not that good at singing

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