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Song Parodies -> "Edge Sees Queerly"

Original Song Title:

"Metalingus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alter Bridge

Parody Song Title:

"Edge Sees Queerly"

Parody Written by:

FiFi

The Lyrics

This parody was not meant to make fun of Edge fans, or gay people. I have nothing against gay people or Edge fans.
I've been cheated on and brought down
Dropped to my knees when lights went out
The time has come to start being gay

On this day Edge sees queerly
Even more queer than before
He propsed to Matt Hardy
And we'll leave Lita, leave Lita behind

I'll never be such a straight again
Lita won't waste my time again
I won't look back
At being a straight

On this day Edge sees queerly
Even more queer than before
He propsed to Matt Hardy
And we'll leave Lita, leave Lita behind

On this day its so gay to me
All my sex is full of strife
'nother chance to chase my dream
'nother chance to be
Chance to be a queer

Fear will kick me,
where Matt touched me
Lift these balls so I can breathe,
could you make me gay
Could you make me gay

On this day Edge sees queerly
Even more queer than before
He propsed to Matt Hardy
And we'll leave Lita behind
On this day
its so gay to me
All my sex is full of strife
'nother chance
to chase my dream
'nother chance to be
Chance to be a queer

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Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 5

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Adam Copeland - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
This sucked!
FiFi - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Ok, "Adam" AKA "Edge", you dont like it because I called you gay!
logan - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
no it actually sucked

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