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Song Parodies -> "Shorty Ryan Seacrest"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Little Secret"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

All-American Rejects

Parody Song Title:

"Shorty Ryan Seacrest"

Parody Written by:

Joebeastyg78

The Lyrics

I kept sining "dirty Ryan Seacrest" to myself. So I decided to write this little diddy. Now whenever you hear this song, you'll be sining the same thing in your head.
How come they don't like my song
Paula said my voice ain't strong
I didn't it make to round two
Randy said dawg off with you

Simon said I should go away
I'm the worst that he heard today
But you are the nicest person on this show

We all love our shorty Ryan Seacrest
(Shorty Ryan Seacrest)
Shorter than everyone but I'll keep your little secret
(Keep you little secret, Idol is our favorite)
Shorty Ryan Seacrest

Who doesn't know
That he stands just 5 foot 5
When the cameras cut to live
He sprouts up an inch or 2
Just to reach the camera's view

Simon has nothing good to say
Paula looks nice every day
Randy is the big dawg on the show

We all love our shorty Ryan Seacrest
(Shorty Ryan Seacrest)
Shorter than everyone but I'll keep your little secret
(Keep your little secret, Idol is our favorite)

Who wants to know
You have no shame to hide (to hide)
So short you can't deny (deny)
Still ride the kiddie slide (small slide)
On Big-Wheels you still ride
On see-saws in the park

We all love our shorty Ryan Seacrest
(Shorty Ryan Seacrest)
Shorter than everyone but I'll keep your little secret
(Keep your little secret)

We all love our shorty Ryan Seacrest
(Shorty Ryan Seacrest)
Shorter than everyone but I'll keep your little secret
(Keep your little secret, Idol is our favorite)
Shorty Ryan Seacrest
Shorty Ryan Seacrest
Shorty Ryan Seacrest

Who doesn't know
Who doesn't know

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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Michael Pacholek - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
The song is a four, the title is a flat-out five.
L - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
*jaw drops* Nice work! LOL. I love Ryan. :-)
Joel Martinez - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment
THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME NOT BE THE ONLY PERSON TO MAKE A PARODY OF THIS SONG!!555
Maggie St - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
awesome!!! so funny.
camibf - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
greaat!! love it

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