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Song Parodies -> "Ryan Seacrest"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Little Secret"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

All-American Rejects

Parody Song Title:

"Ryan Seacrest"

Parody Written by:

Josh Bain

The Lyrics

Arrrrgh! When will this guy just go away?
America has gone so wrong.
Watching garbage for so long.
We sit and watch him on the tube.
He's a waste of time, it's true.
Tell me his career's gone away.
My, that just would brighten my day.
You are the United States' biggest joke.

Chorus: I can't stand that stupid Ryan Seacrest.
(Stupid Ryan Seacrest.)
Giving all of that fame to America's rejects.
(America's Rejects.)
Is he now desceased yet?
That dirty B*****d Seacrest.
He really blows.

How can people stand this guy?
He simply offers them bribes.
What in the world is with this dude?
Listening to him makes me spew.
I just can't take another day.
I wish this guy would go away.
He belongs on the streets as a hobo.

Chorus

He makes the judge's cry.
To carry on they try.
They just can't live this lie.
So they give up, pass out and die;
Then Ryan cries "Serves you guys right.."

I can't stand that stupid Ryan Seacrest.
(Stupid Ryan Seacrest.)
Giving all of that fame to America's rejects.
(America's rejects.)

Chorus
Dirty B*****d Seacrest!
Dirty B*****d Seacrest!
Dirty B*****d Seacrest!
He really blows.
He really blows.



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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.0

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Michael Pacholek - November 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with your points, but this parody has been done before, and much better.
Purple Monster - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Screw what Michael said, it was really funny straight 5's!!! love it!!! = D

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