-> "Nerdy Little Secrets"
Original Song Title:
"Dirty Little Secret"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nerdy Little Secrets"
The Lyrics
Brought hot babe to the Prom
All gals I've kissed even moms
Called a "Hunk", by some guys too
I advertise selling shampoo
I'm a jock, football I play
Calls from dames, I don't know by name
I am The only one who really knows
Keep from you my Nerdy Little Secrets
(Nerdy Little Secrets)
Don't tell Anyone I have Celine Dion cassettes
(And I love to blast it, till I break my tea set)
My Nerdy Little Secrets
Nobody Knows
I'm taped each show of "Queer Eye"
D&Ding with the guys
Have a Dexter's Lab tattoo
And write Anime reviews
TiVo ALF watch it everyday
Latin name ladybug display
I am The only one who really knows
Keep from you my Nerdy Little Secrets
(Nerdy Little Secrets)
Don't tell Anyone that my birth name is really Yvette
(Real name is Yvette, not a fella name Brett)
Nerdy Little Secrets
Nobody Knows
Like wearing clip-on ties (on ties)
Those thoughts: Square root of Pi (of pi)
Dissecting frogs with knife (with knife)
As stud I tried to hide
Can't help I'm freaking smart
"Space
Has
Life"
Shout!!!
But to you I'm flirty little stud Brett
(Firty Little Stud Brett)
Shown to Anyone, but inside I do possess my secrets
(But I have my secrets, Reading Star Trek Gazettes)
Keep from you my Nerdy Little Secrets
(Nerdy Little Secrets)
Don't tell Anyone I own a Lord of the Rings chess set
(LOTR chess set, queen I lost now upset)
My Nerdy Little Secrets
Nerdy Little Secrets
Nerdy Little Secrets
I Love Frodo
But I won't show
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