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Song Parodies -> "Nerdy Little Secrets"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Little Secret"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

All American Rejects

Parody Song Title:

"Nerdy Little Secrets"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Looks can be deceiving...
Brought hot babe to the Prom
All gals I've kissed even moms
Called a "Hunk", by some guys too
I advertise selling shampoo

I'm a jock, football I play
Calls from dames, I don't know by name
I am The only one who really knows

Keep from you my Nerdy Little Secrets
(Nerdy Little Secrets)
Don't tell Anyone I have Celine Dion cassettes
(And I love to blast it, till I break my tea set)
My Nerdy Little Secrets

Nobody Knows
I'm taped each show of "Queer Eye"
D&Ding with the guys
Have a Dexter's Lab tattoo
And write Anime reviews

TiVo ALF watch it everyday
Latin name ladybug display
I am The only one who really knows

Keep from you my Nerdy Little Secrets
(Nerdy Little Secrets)
Don't tell Anyone that my birth name is really Yvette
(Real name is Yvette, not a fella name Brett)
Nerdy Little Secrets

Nobody Knows
Like wearing clip-on ties (on ties)
Those thoughts: Square root of Pi (of pi)
Dissecting frogs with knife (with knife)
As stud I tried to hide
Can't help I'm freaking smart
"Space
Has
Life"
Shout!!!

But to you I'm flirty little stud Brett
(Firty Little Stud Brett)
Shown to Anyone, but inside I do possess my secrets
(But I have my secrets, Reading Star Trek Gazettes)

Keep from you my Nerdy Little Secrets
(Nerdy Little Secrets)
Don't tell Anyone I own a Lord of the Rings chess set
(LOTR chess set, queen I lost now upset)
My Nerdy Little Secrets
Nerdy Little Secrets
Nerdy Little Secrets

I Love Frodo
But I won't show

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TJC - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Wonderful! So many great, unexpected lines (even more unpredictable than my spelling!) I loved your littany of nebbish nerdisms-
alvin rhodes - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
funny twist
Jack Wilson - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this RULES 555!
Lime - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Hahaha. Very nice stoveeee. =D 555
The Charnstar - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
THIS IS FULLY MAD! HAHAHA! I LOVE IT! 5-5-5
Amanda m. - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
i luv it!!! emailed this to all my buddys
Agrimorfee - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Clever rhymings, and not too cliched on the "nerd" humor.
Johnny D - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) HEY! Let your FRODO SHOW!
Stuart McArthur - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) fantastic, Yvette - too many GLTM - reads brilliantly against the OS too
Red Ant - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
"Don't tell… Anyone I have Celine Dion cassettes/(And I love to blast it, till I break my tea set)"; blast them, but still a LOL line.
Cat - December 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm with Johnny on this one...I like the nerds, man! But still, really great. "Yvette"...hee hee hee...
tomario - January 01, 2007 - Report this comment
now your secrets out will you be moving ?lol great parody 555
The Charnstar - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I am a highly intelectual man, so I repeat what I said above
Kristof Robertson - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) I hath consulted with the Klingon High Command, and they informed me that I would not be erroneous in awarding this 12.65412 betazoid points; which in earth numerals equates to 555!
Jack Wilson - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3N) Still HILARIOUS, 5's
Purple Monster - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
OMFG!!!! This is like totally hilarious i am so in LOVE with you now!!!!!!! write more parodies you rock!!!!
Ashley - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Yo this rocks out loud! Pssst i own a lord of the rings chess set too "Yvette" tee hee hee lolz! 5-5-5! = D AND I LOVE NERDY MEN!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!

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