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Song Parodies -> "A Second Piece of Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Another Way to Die"

Original Performer:

Alicia Keys and Jack White

Parody Song Title:

"A Second Piece of Pie"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Watched my figure now I am getting bigger

so naturally

cannot eat have all the food that I like
and that's a travesty
another meal while trying to get thinner
it is hard you see

the diet is hard to go on
think I know why
looking at this diet
just give it try
desert is on table
think I just might cry
then all I want to eat is just a lovely
second bit of pie

This is tricky even when
I cannot have a current bun
But now it is lunchtime
still here dreaming that they are all mine, I need to recover
they look so divine
Another lunch that tastes like rubber
it is such a crime

the diet is hard to go on
think I know why
looking at this diet
just give it try
desert is on table
think I just might cry
when all I want to eat is just a lovely
second bit of pie

second bit of pie
I must not eat lamb, lamb!

oh I will get any thinner
Will there be a day when
I get what I want my dear
There will come a day when I just to do better
and I know it's here
whey

Another diet for me to stick to
my aim is to be thinner

the diet is hard to go on
think I know why
looking at this diet
just give it try
desert is on table
think I just might cry
when all I want to eat is just a lovely
second bit of pie

It's the last day
I can eat lamb, lamb
Wahey! Whahey!
(a bit of pie, a bit of pie)
Yeah!
(Diet is over, hip hooray)
Pies Pies Pies Pies

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