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He'll binge on dots... And gulp those red cherries! Play!
Phantoms are screamin' cause he'll crunch 'em like a taco
Boo freaks out Luigi but this ball is macho
While trapped in this maze he's faster than your auto
He's like a jaundiced Ghostbuster... His snacks are spooky!
He'll clear the board
He'll race your Ford
Out of his gourd
He's never bored
Won't use a sword
He'll gnash the horde
Killer smile he will use to crackdown
Scared of this hockey puck those souls will blackout
More haunts than Stephen King's madhouse
Snuck from their dugout, They're all zoomin' back now
He can't slow down: He's fast, Wow! (Whoa!)
Kids pulled a hull of cash out
Spending each quarter until their screen's whacked-out
Kill Screen's so awesome all the chicks are aroused!
Won't hear him shriekin' he's got backbone with no backbone
Gets so pumped up on white pills that give him gusto
If he's bumped there's no trace since this poor guy will implode
It's clear to see he's not sober... He's freakin' nutty!
Won't mess his drawers
He'll show valour
When those spooks roar
He'll be restored
Goes back for more
Now this means war!
Ooooh... Think that I have Pac-Man fever
I'll yank this lever better than a game of Pong
Powerful as King Kong
Don't you tell me take a break from it!
Classic 80's hit!
Big winner! Beginners better get lost!
I'll gobble ghosts up with my controls!
Slappin' my name's my number-one goal!
Won't waste time with "Baby Pac-Man" that's flawed
Spent my wage here on Pac-Man's broad
She's much more spicy with four more BOARDS!
There's no patterns while you're in that maze!
Pac-Man's delayed, Her path she'll blaze!
Plus all her grub isn't stiff that fruit will ricochet
You must be a genius with this game
Thus she is my gal, So shall we play?
Joystick leaves your hands stingin' cause you'll be flailin'
Past walls he's speeding all those boogeymen will follow
When they're blue and blinking they will all be swallowed
Sends them straight to their grave like a freakin' Soprano
Cause they're no match for his molars... The scene is shocking!
Won't be ignored!
Won't show remorse!
Brings blood and gore!
Jaws hit the floor!
Won't have you snore!
Asteroids is broken, Galaga's ho-hum too
This orb's merciless in motion
Against those floating 8-Bitted demons
When he downs Power Pellets he'll gain speeeeed
Chompin' no less than threeeeee
Keep your Atariiiiii
In the Arcade you'll see me spend money
Kids think I'm ancient this this arcade cabinet's retro
Don't need "Call of Duty" with this sphere that chugs espresso
Might be stuck in the days when there was just Nintendo
Your "Angry Birds" are a groaner... No "Candy Crushing"
He's so adorn!
Colored like corn!
Better than porn!
Attacks with force!
He'll race the course!
Fast as a horse!
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