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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Eat You"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Love You"

Original Performer:

Akon featuring Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Eat You"

Parody Written by:

Dempo

The Lyrics

This was the first rap parody i've ever wrote so go easy.
McDonald's...Wendy's...and you know we're hungry.


I see you chewin’ and eating’ all of your food
I know you see me lookin' at you and you taste very good
I wanna eat you, you already know
I wanna eat you, you already know


Burgers in the air as mo’ fell
Grab you by your jellyroll, take you to the dinna tabel, no sale
Don’t eat, will eat, baby say “I gotta eat cuz im so friggin hungry"- oh jee
Take a dollar from me, i'll tell you what to do
buy me a happy meal, no maybe two
If you buy it for me then I won't sit on you
f-a-double t and I’m here to put this butt on you
I'm stuck on pickles and your’s are not
Rip ridin’ on the grill and them fries is hot
And I’ma get me a krabby patty and a Big Mac for the night
Cause Fat is fat and baby I'm fat for life


I see you chewin’ and eating’ all of your food
I know you see me lookin' at you and you taste very good
I wanna eat you, you already know
I wanna eat you, you already know


Shorty I can see you ain’t hungry
Handful of burgers and they all got cheese
See I'm lookin’ at you now what its gon’ be
You look so tasty,please make it easy
Tryna get me up out this chair should make these things bigger it's not fair
Throwin’ bout 30 'Macs in the back make it rain like that cause I'm da size of a pair
I'll even eat Pedigree, Nothing will get rid of me
Girl I spend money as long as I have something to put into my mouth and chew
I see you chewin’ and eating’ all of your food
I know you see me lookin' at you and you taste very good
I wanna eat you, you already know
I wanna eat you, you already know

Runnin' through the market, Lookin' for the baking section
I need some yeast for a cake irrection(but not like that)
Birds eye, even dog poo
I'll eat anything even you
Still hungry, not full, this is some bull, cake is beautiful
Far from the store, please don't close
my body is movin', and im starvin' and jumpin'
Trying to get there but you aint letting me cuz you laughing at me

Girl and while your looking at me you know im really fatty
Right up on the patio ready to grill and eat a patty
I ate my friend Maddie, Now I'm all saddy
She's the only one who understood me now She's in my belly
Cuz You betta be carful of my gas
Fartin', while im eating a bass
that's funny!you think I can run that fast?
I got a thing to chew

I see you chewin’ and eating’ all of your food
I know you see me lookin' at you and you taste very good
I wanna eat you, you already know
I wanna eat you, you already know

I see you chewin’ and eating’ all of your food
I know you see me lookin' at you and you taste very good
I wanna eat you, you already know
I wanna eat you, you already know

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