-> "Because I Played WoW"
Original Song Title:
"Because I Got High"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Because I Played WoW"
The Lyrics
It's like I don't care about nothing man
Roll another toon, ooh la da da da la da da la la da da
I was gonna take a bath until I played WoW
I was gonna get up and scrub my ass but then I played WoW
My clothes are decomposing and I know how
(How man?)
Because I played WoW, because I played WoW, because I played WoW
I was gonna graduate before I played WoW
I was gonna study until it got late but I played WoW
(Uh uh la la da da)
I missed a whole semester and I know how
(Hey Hey!)
Because I played WoW, because I played WoW, because I played WoW
(Get to the instance, get to the instance, get to the instance)
I was gonna find a girl but then I played WoW
(Ooh ooh)
And get married and travel the world, but I played WoW
(La da da da da)
Now I'm still a virgin and I know how
(How man?)
Because I played WoW, because I played WoW, because I played WoW
I was gonna go to work before I played WoW
Was gonna put on my pants and shirt but then I played WoW
(I need heals)
They still got my last paycheck and I know how
(How man? Yeah)
Because I played WoW, because I played WoW, because I played WoW
I wasn't gonna live with my folks, but I play WoW
(Uh, I need a rez now)
At least I don't drink, do drugs, or smoke, but I play WoW
(Uh)
Happiness costs fifteen bucks, and I know how
(Ha ha ha, how man?)
Because I played WoW, because I played WoW, because I played WoW
I was gonna feed my dog and cat until I played WoW
(Out of mana, out of mana)
I was gonna let them out to crap but then I played WoW
(Uh uh)
Now I haven't heard them in days and I know how
(How man?)
Because I played WoW, because I played WoW, because I played WoW
I was gonna spend Christmas with you, but then I played WoW
(Soulstone is up)
I was gonna give you presents too, but then I played WoW
(oh)
Now its August fifth, and I know how
(Ah, I pulled aggro, ha ha ha)
Because I played WoW, because I played WoW, because I played WoW
I messed up my entire life because I played WoW
(Go go go)
Never had no kids or wife because I played WoW
(Ninety percent, fifty percent, twenty percent!)
I have to play it at the shelter and I know how
(Roll for need? Yeah yeah)
Because I played WoW, because I played WoW, because I played WoW
I'm a stop singing this song 'cause I'm on WoW
(Epic shoulders baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, 'cause I'm on WoW
(Hearthing out)
And if I don't make no damn sense, I'll know how
(How man? Yeah)
I'm on WoW, I'm on WoW, I'm on WoW
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