-> "Becouse I Got Fat"
Original Song Title:
"Because I Got High"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Becouse I Got Fat"
Parody Written by:
Fattylicious
The Lyrics
It's like I eat about everything man
eat another donut yeah son
yeah yeah
I was gonna clean my room, until I got fat
I was gonna hide all of my shrooms, But then I got fat
My house is full of food And I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got fat
Because I got fat
Because I got fat
lalalaladada
I was gonna go to class, before I got fat
I was to lazy to get off my ass, because I got high
I used to be real skinny, back when I could rap (really man?) but then I got fat
then I got fat
then I got fat
lalalaladada
I‘m starting to look like Rosanne Barr, because I got fat
I‘m getting hungry, damn I’m fat
I‘m so damn fat, (why man) 'cuz I am fat
Because I got fat
Because I got fat
lalalaladada
I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you weren't)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high,
Because I got high
Because I got high
lalalaladada
I couldn’t run from the cops because I am fat, (I'm serious man)
I fell over and came to a stop, but I am fat
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got fat
Because I got fat
Because I got fat
lalalaladada
I am trying to make love to my wife but I’m to damn fat
I was gonna do naughty things to you, but then I got fat
Now i'm eating again and I know why, (turn this sh*t off) 'cuz I got fat
because I got fat
because I got fat
lalalaladada
I messed up my entire life, I had a heart attack
I still can’t get off my fat ass, well, because I’m fat
Because I got fat
Because I’m fat
Because I’m….(crying)
Sob…sob…sob
I’m big boned Damnit!!!
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