I was gonna buy a room,
But this song sucks.
I was gonna go out and buy a broom,
But this song sucks.
My bank balance is messed up,
And I know why...
(Why, man?)
Coz this song sucks,
Because this song sucks,
Because this song sucks.

I was gonna go to music class,
Because this song sucks.
I could've cheated and I could've passed
Because this song sucks.
I'm takin' it next semester,
And I know why...
(Why, man?)
Coz this song sucks,
Because this song sucks,
Because this song sucks.

(Go to the next one
Go to the next one
Go to the next one
It sucks!)

I was gonna go to work,
Because this song sucks.
I just got a bad demotion,
Because this song sucks.
Is it sellin'? Nope!
And I know why...
(Why, man?)
Coz this song sucks,
Because this song sucks,
Because this song sucks.

I was gonna go to court,
Because this song sucks.
I was gonna pay my child support,
But then this song sucked.
(Oh yeah, it does.)
They took all my royalties,
And I know why...
(Why, man?)
Coz this song sucks,
Because this song sucks,
Because this song sucks.

I wasn't gonna run it on MTV,
Because this song sucks.
(I'm serious, man)
I wasn't gonna play it on Channel V,
Because this song sucks.
Now I'm a one-hit wonder,
And I know why...
(Why, man?)
Coz this song sucks,
Because this song sucks,
Because this song sucks.

I was gonna use a $20 note,
But then this song sucked.
(Say what, say what?)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat,
But then this song sucked.
Now the repossessor's going away,
And I know why...
(Why, man?)
Coz this song sucks,
Because this song sucks,
Because this song sucks.

I was gonna marry you,
But then this song sucked.
I was gonna buy a cat too,
But then this song sucked.
Now I'm flat broke,
And I know why...
(Turn that crap off!)
Coz this song sucks,
(Do it over!)
Because this song sucks,
Because this song sucks.
(No, no, no, no!)

I messed up my entire life,
Because this song sucks.
I lost my kids and wife,
Because this song sucks.
(Say what, say what
Say what, say what, oh)
Now I'm sleepin' on the sidewalk,
And I know why...
(Why, man?)
Coz this song sucks.

I'd better stop singing this song,
Because it sucks.
(Present tense)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong,
Because it sucks.
(Get it back
Get it back
Get it back)
And if I don't sell one copy,
I'll know why...
(Why, man?)
Coz this song sucks,
(Are you really high though, man?)
Coz this song sucks,
Coz this song sucks,
Coz this song sucks.
(Hey, where the skill at, man?)
It sucks-sucks-sucks-sucks-SUCKS!