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Song Parodies -> "Colt 69"

Original Song Title:

"Colt 45"

Original Performer:

Afro Man

Parody Song Title:

"Colt 69"

Parody Written by:

Skittle, and Fattylicious

The Lyrics

(Fattylicious)
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this perverted man right, (this dude right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this perverted man right(hey)
He was feelin' women down the street with a vibrator right (yeah), hey
He walked past this porn shop, you know what I'm sayin' (porn shop?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo come on ladies"
You like that sh** bitch? (that was pretty funny)
Hey man I got a gang of them f***ers man
I tell you what my bitch on the guitar,
Hey fag on the drums.
everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these motha f***in' jokes but first imma
start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)

(Fattylicious)
Say colt 69 and 2 dildos baby thats all we need
we can go to the park after dark, and f*** on a tumbleweed, as the marijana burn(s) we can take our turn poundin them dirty rap bitches, stop and put it in like Marcus Dent and sell porno’s from here to hongkong. So slam slam slam her ass pick out the corn and peanuts (HAHAHA!!!)
feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
SCREWIN on ragged rims
so lick, suck, like you did in 83
Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my hardcore porno will.

(Skittle)
well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it East Side Palmdale (well)
when the pervert walked through the white land
porn sets went up for sale(hell)
well I was standing on the corner sellin' pornos
when i met a little girl name Jan
i let her ride in my weenie cause i didn’t know her last name was Feeny
was the leader of the internet porn clan
we f***ed on the bed
rested on the floor
f***ed so long i grew a f***in mullet
then i f***ed to the left
f***ed to the right
she shaved my mullet til the thing turned white
I thought to myself damn this is bad
got my ass lookin' like her dad
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
when her gay brother pulled up in a Chevrolet
and so I ran, I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a broom handle
oh he chased me to the left
her brother chased me to the right
the mother f***er chased my ass all night
and now I’m mad cuz her dad
got some of her the best damn p*ssy I ever had
I got HIV from that whore
I'm for damn sure never gonna f*** that bitch no more

[CHORUS]
Say colt 69 and 2 dildos baby thats all we need
we can go to the park after dark, and f*** on a tumbleweed, as the marijana burn(s) we can take our turn poundin them dirty rap bitches, stop and put it in like Marcus Dent and sell porno’s from here to hongkong. So slam slam slam her ass pick out the corn and peanuts (HAHAHA!!!)
feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
SCREWIN on ragged rims
so lick, suck, like you did in 83
Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my hardcore porno will.

(Fattylicious)
I met this lady in Hollywood
she had green pubes and a Mohawk but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was weird
but she took off her hat, said she loved scat and was tryin to grow a beard

(Skittle)
I met this lady from Japan
who let’s be honest kinda looked like a man
I asked it if it had ever shot porn with a big black man named Betty
she nodded her head and guess what she said…well I woke up in a Yetti
Next to a women who wasn’t very nice
don’t be amazed with at stories i tell ya
i met a woman in the heart of Russia
had a tan butt and little titties too
so i shaved her ass with a razor….eeew eew eeew eeew eeeeeew

(Fattylicious)
see i met this woman from Moscow ay
stuck it in her ass and she said hey
let’s have breakfast
you can have my p*ssy was lunch
but instead I had a Hawaiian punch (I wasn’t sure!)

(Skittle
met a skanky whore in the state of Mississippi
she said ill fry some chicken if you just ram me
so I pooped in her shoes than we played horshoes
I WANNA GO HOME!!!

[CHORUS]
Say colt 69 and 2 dildos baby thats all we need
we can go to the park after dark, and f*** on a tumbleweed, as the marijana burn(s) we can take our turn poundin them dirty rap bitches, stop and put it in like Marcus Dent and sell porno’s from here to hongkong. So slam slam slam her ass pick out the corn and peanuts (HAHAHA!!!)
feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
SCREWIN on ragged rims
so lick, suck, like you did in 83
Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my hardcore porno will.

(Both)
I’m not even gonna tell you the story about Dolly Parton
Heeeellll no!

cuz I woke up in Oklahoma
in a coma

[CHORUS]
Say colt 69 and 2 dildos baby thats all we need
we can go to the park after dark, and f*** on a tumbleweed, as the marijana burn(s) we can take our turn poundin them dirty rap bitches, stop and put it in like Marcus Dent and sell porno’s from here to hongkong. So slam slam slam her ass pick out the corn and peanuts (HAHAHA!!!)
feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
SCREWIN on ragged rims
so lick, suck, like you did in 83
Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my hardcore porno will.

(Skittle)
My face hurts!!!


[CHORUS 'til it fades]
Say colt 69 and 2 dildos baby thats all we need
we can go to the park after dark, and f*** on a tumbleweed, as the marijana burn(s) we can take our turn poundin them dirty rap bitches, stop and put it in like Marcus Dent and sell porno’s from here to hongkong. So slam slam slam her ass pick out the corn and peanuts (HAHAHA!!!)
feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
SCREWIN on ragged rims
so lick, suck, like you did in 83
Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my hardcore porno will.

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