He was goin' on a date
But then he went bi,
He was gonna show up late
But then he went bi,
He ain't got no girl and we know why
oh! because he went bi, because he went bi,
because he went bi.
doo,de,de,doo,doo,da.

He really likes this girl,
but we know he's bi,
It makes us want to hurl,
that we know he's bi,
He also likes this guy, and his name
is earl,
Oh! That's why he's bi,That's why he's bi,
That's why he's bi.
doo, de,de,doo,doo,da.
This is a tribute to my good friend S.T.G.
After this song is through I will feel sorry
Because he's gonna come and kill me.
Oh! All just because,I called him a bi,
He's gonna kill me