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Song Parodies -> "(They're So) Unstable"

Original Song Title:

"Unstable"

Original Performer:

Adema

Parody Song Title:

"(They're So) Unstable"

Parody Written by:

mouselover

The Lyrics

The Cleveland Browns have not had a winning season since 2007...in this 8-year span, they have had 5 head coaches (and look like they are heading towards their 6th) and so many starting quarterbacks I have lost count. In contrast, their division rivals all still have their 2007 coaches, and have seen little if any turnover at starting QB. I was inspired to write this after Mike Pettine broke his word of making Johnny Manziel the Browns' starting QB for the rest of 2015, just because he spent this past weekend partying. Pettine should have never had any contact with the organization.
They haven't been good in so very long
They keep losing games, it's all that they are
They're further from top than they were in the start
I can't take no more it tears me apart

They're trapped, they're in a caroseul
Of coaching, it's not swell
They are so unstable
And then they've started quarterback
After quarterback
They are so unstable

Their division rivals still have their head coaches
From 8 years ago, how do I approach this
And these three teams have had stability
At quarterback, so nothing is free

They're trapped, they're in a caroseul
Of coaching, it's not swell
They are so unstable
And then they've started quarterback
After quarterback
They are so unstable
They're so unstable
They're so unstable

They're so unstable
They're so unstable

They're trapped, they're in a caroseul
Of coaching, it's not swell
They are so unstable
And then they've started quarterback
After quarterback
They are so unstable

They're trapped, they're in a caroseul
Of coaching, it's not swell
They are so unstable
And then they've started quarterback
After quarterback
They are so unstable

They're so unstable
They're so unstable
They're so unstable
They're so unstable

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