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Song Parodies -> "Butcher Shop"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Shop"

Original Performer:

50 cent ft. Olivia

Parody Song Title:

"Butcher Shop"

Parody Written by:

Tyler Luromi

The Lyrics

Everybody knows that Olivia somewhat resembles a man. Let's poke fun at it.
[Intro: 50 Cent]
Yeah...
Uh huh
So attractive

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I take you to the buthcer shop
I'll let you get your thang cut off
Go 'head doc, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you chop the spot (Owww)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the butcher shop
Boy one chop, that's all you got
He'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you chop the spot (Owww)

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' chop that thing off or should i tug up on it
your bill is rising, okay lets go to the next level
Scissors sharp, Burners burn, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, simple as ma-hath (math)
I'll cut your thang off, It'll be a bloodbath
In the operating room, climb on the table
On the gurney, work your magic, it's whatever you into
Got the magic knife, Your sex change doctor
Tell your friends about how much of a girl I gotcha
Wanna show you how you pee baby, no problem
Get on top then get to peeing down like a full bladder
He's a seasons vet when it come to this
After you wake up in sweat you can see your old stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
you'll bleed in their hands boy, not in your own (ha ha)

[Chorus]

I take you to the buthcer shop
I'll let you get your thang cut off
Go 'head doc, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you chop the spot (Owww)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the butcher shop
Boy one chop that's all you got
He'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you chop the spot (Owww)

[Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia]
Girl what we chop (what we chop)
And where we chop (and where we chop)
The things we chop (things we chop)
Are between you and the doc (oh yeah)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
chop it off baby, nice and slow
chop off the top, like you in the butcher show
You ain't never seen a doc like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door they get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get chopped up quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to see your thang off
Had me thinking 'bout my thang after It's gone
He chop the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, he works without the light
So attractive, you should see the way he work
Stuff like this make all the guys twirk
As Long as he ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with blood man its on and popping
All my sex-change campaign, knife after knife its on
And we gon' wipe til all the blood on every knife is gone

[Chorus 2x]

I take you to the buthcer shop
I'll let you get your thang cut off
Go 'head doc, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you chop the spot (Owww)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the butcher shop
Boy one chop that's all you got
He'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you chop the spot (Owww)

I take you to the buthcer shop
I'll let you get your thang cut off
Go 'head doc, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you chop the spot (Owww)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the butcher shop
Boy one chop that's all you got
He'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you chop the spot (Owww)

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SheDuke - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
This is freakin awesome! I wish it were one of mine! Keep writing:)
Talk Back - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Ok, not freakin awesome! Sick! ewwww! That was really sick and the only thing funny was the sex change. Other wise, gross! Oh and how could anyone think what the music video would be! Nasty!

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