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Song Parodies -> "It's Hard out Here for a Vegan"

Original Song Title:

"It's Hard out Here for a Pimp"

Original Performer:

36 Mafia

Parody Song Title:

"It's Hard out Here for a Vegan"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

[Chorus]
You know it's hard out here for a vegan
so much animal abuse to lament
so much frustration to vent
while a whole lot of meatheads talk shit
You know it's hard out here for a vegan
there's so much slaughter to prevent
so many animals in total torment
and a whole lot of meatheads talkin shit

In my time I done activism in the streets
Gotta couple partnas workin curbs with me
But I gotta keep my game tight like Moby on show night
takin' no honey from bees, I know that ain't right
Done seen cows killed, done heard pigs squeal
Done seen hens in cages layin eggs that humans steal
It's fucked up how they live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
It's blood sweat and tears fo' them in that rotten pit
I'm tryin to enlighten bitches 'fore I leave this planet
I'm tryin to 'complish thangs but it's hard fo' a vegan
I'm prayin and I'm hopin to God I don't slip, yeah

[Chorus]

Man it seems like I'm duckin dodgin bullshit everyday
meatheads hatin on me cause I got the truth to say
But I gotta stay sane, drinkin' vitamin water
keeping up with my veg bros, that's how i get smarta
Veganville is where I'm from, I'm Veggie Street bound
where vegan guys and gals can always be found
Vegan gals help us prove thangs, changin' peoples heads
Pretty gals that sexy can wake up the brain-dead
We got playboy bunnies with hot racks, dude
If you turn vegan, they just might do you
That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly vegan
keep our activism tight, gettin' meatheads to change, yeah

[Chorus]

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