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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Phantom Ocelot i always use this name when i give a pseudonym for myself and i love it. an ocelot is a type of wildcat fyi Phantom_Ocelot
Phantom Stink It's that weird phenomenon where something smells and you can't tell what it is. IHaveNoBrain
Pharmacy Keys It's a reference to the most under-rated song of the 90's; "The Nurse Who Loved Me" (by Failure).  Tom
Phase Doubt of Focus I was listening to my friends talking about the video game they were playing. One of them said, "That creep just phased outta focus, then disappeared. I doubt if he's still alive." Well, I jumped up and said ,"Thats a great band name!" My friends thought I was nuts because they didn't hear what they had just said. So I wrote it out (changing it around a little) but they still thought I was crazy. But it struck me as cool, and I stick by it.  Giddy Gracer
Phase Two my band and me were at wendys, and trying to think of a band name for us.....we were drivin in my car on the way back,and as we pulled into my subdivision, its fairly new, and theyr still building..the sign said "phase two comming soon" we thot it wud be cool to name our band phase two..then take a pic of the sign and put it on our website..like a logo.. mike
Phased A guy on an internet chess-playing site uses it as his "handle". Why is it cool? If ya gotta say why... guy derosa
Phat Phinesse I was listening to Fatboy Slim while I was working out at a local healthclub, and the word "fitness" came to mind right as I thought of the word fat. I thought, Add "PH" and that'll be cool. Brandon
Phate One of my friends is what would call a "Hacker", and we were just sitting a few seconds ago and thought that this would be cool. I guess hackers like to put "Ph" in place of the letter F or something. I like it Carver Mangolia
PhD's of THC One of those bands that has way too many songs about weed. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Phearus Phearus came from Fear Us, we just added the ph instead of the F now it mean Please Hear Us..... www.phearusmusic.com go visit our website  AJ
Pheonix ZERO I just thought of a Harry Potter book, and it just popped into my head. 007bradz
Pheronixes It's a lot like Pheonix but altered. You can't kill a pheonix, so you can't kill the a band with this name. Hennessy
Phi Beta Kapp Yo' Ass This is a pun of the name of the Phi Beta Kappa college fraternity.  Renard
Phil and The Blanks Too obvious? phil
Phil Dirt And The Dozers Saw a sign that said fill dirt for sale, and there were a couple of bulldozers sitting next to the pile of dirt mojo2go
Philanthropy I heard it in some game I was playin lol, it means ' a love of mankind'  Mike
Phineas Gage I learned about this guy in Psychology. He was a miner during the 1800's. He was setting up some dynamite in a mine when it accidently went off. The explosion sent a 2 foot metal cylinder through is head. It tore through his frontal lobe, but miraculously he still lived. From then on, he couldn't sensor his thoughts, and he would have violent bouts of anger towards everything. He became a town legend.  Brendan D
Phixx sounds like a typical boyband name. fix as in manufactured. penny
Phlatulence I took flatulence [farts (for all those who don't know what flatulence is)] and spelled it with the first two letters of my last name. Nick Phillips
Phleem It's from a really old Dilbert cartoon. This is perfect if you wanna be vaguely disgusting yet squeaky clean, since it sounds like 'phlegm' but it's not. IHaveNoBrain
phlegm fatale i just love the sound of it. it would be great for a chick punk band.  katrina
Phlegmentine An homage to the punk tradition of spitting on the audience.  Drake Cahill
Phlogiston This is the mysterious substance once thought to be responsible for heat, chemical reactions, etc. before the laws of thermodynamics were understood. Dan Nassau
Phoebe es en Fuego It's from "Malcolm in the Middle", when they start a Spanish code to say that a girl is hot. It's like an idiom, but it's cool because it sounds professional and it's kinda funny at the same time. Nishant Casey
Phoenix Phlood beginning of phoenix sounds like the beginning of flood Gary S.
Phone Call From Beyond The Grave It's kind of long, but I think it's cool. I heard it from the movie "Monster House". When the old man died, the old man's house called the little guy then he was cared and all was like "yadda-yadda blah-blah". Then a guy named Bones said, " A phone call..from beyond the grave!!"  Oh no!
Phoney Real Estate It's an oxymoron. I mean, is there a such thing as phoney estate? buy
Phonobia I have a unrational fear of the telephone.  Deathawk
Phoolz I was just randomly thinking about how much I hate Lipton Ice Tea. Then I thought about the the rapper Ice-T, and how he liked to say foow (fool) a lot. Brett
Phototsynthesis I think there's probably a lot of bands with this name, but just incase...it sounds like some band a teacher made up for a science project, crossed with Evanescence.  Elisabeth
The Phycotic Tea Cups I just thought it sounded cool. erin
Phycotoxic I came up with it mixing Toxicity(song by System of a Down) and Phyco. jimmy
Physhaotic well this is cool becuase it well just is it can discribe someone who is out there and wild or just different and punks and sk8rs arnt only different but they can help others mold. Forge there own path. Cara
Physical Drive Error I was talkin to my friend about why he had to get a new notebook pc. Turns out his original notebook pc somehow developed a physical drive error. And I thought 'Man thats a cool term.' Makes it sound like its goin crazy or sumthin. Jack
Physical Properties Onetime during science class, we were talking about the Periodic Table of Elements. The teacher told us about Phisical Properties. It sounds like a real band name, but it's not. That's why I think it's cool. student teacher
Pi Because pi is awesome and as far as we know, infinite. Or maybe I just like math too much. Hey, don't call me a geek! Lizzard Lady
Piano Sandwich Either a town in Illinois, a typo, or a brain fart. Either way, funny. IHaveNoBrain
Pianosa The fictitious setting of my favorite book, Catch-22. RIssY
The Pickeled Fish Ear Lobes Joke with friends, thought it was funny because fish don't have ear lobes.Anyway, why would someone want to eat them? St.Jimmy
Picket Fence Cartel It's the name of an At The Drive In song. They're this terribly awful band that my friend likes. amazing
Pickle Fingers There seem to be a few food related names about, Smashing Pumpkins, Blind Melon etc. What about 'Onion Butt', got a good ring about it. Boogaman
Picture Perfect Well for the sort of music we sing and play it totally suits. I was looking at photos of our band. I said we look picture perfect J. Turner
Pie I saw a commercial for Yoplait yogurt advertising the new flavor Boston Cream Pie. They used Boston's "More Than A Feeling" and I realized there were bands called Boston and Cream. Why not complete the trilogy? Brian Kelly
The Pie is Finite I was up late one night reading an essay for school, and I hated everything the author stood for. But at one point in the essay, he says something like, "The pie can expand, but at some point the pie is finite." That was the only phrase in the paper I liked or agreed with. Then I thought, hmm, a punk band called "The Pie is Finite" Cool, huh. GypsyTryxx
Piece Be Steel My cousins and I love the Madea plays and there's this line in one of them that goes, "As it says...in the book of Revelationsuh....The Lord said, Peace be still. Piece...be steel. Piece is made of steel." and then Madea whips out a gun. So ummm..yeah Ichigo_Indigo
Pieces of Fate Sounds like "pieces of eight" but less piratey. Might be good for any angsty bands. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Pieces of the Comet I was watching the Sci-Fi Channel once and they had a commercial for the movie "Meteorites". They showed an astronomer saying "The pieces of the comet are not breaking up." and ever the wise-guy, I joked "In fact, they're working on a new album." Brian Kelly
Pierre Causemybladder'sempty My favorite fake name used by Colin Mochrie in the "Whose Line is it Anyway?" game "Weird Newscasters" JeReMy
Pigeon me and my mates were standing around one day, when a huge pigeon flew down and landed on our table. one of my friends Josh yelled "AH! PIGEON!" and the rest is history. SystemOfADownJunkie
The Pigeons of Phoenix Jenny Owen Youngs tweeted a picture of a pigeon sat right next to her feet with the caption "the pigeons of Phoenix know no fear." Thought that would make a cool title for their first album as well Joe Wood
Piggy Bank Thiefs  Just think is a cool name for a rock band, sort of foo fighters style is kind of hilarious to and I find cool Cocco
pigs in labour kittie should call themselves that because they sound like traumitized pigs dipsy
Pilots You pilot your own life. NICKI
Pimp Pill Sounds like pimple d2nice
Pimpalicious Monkeys Cmon, how can u not love Pimpalicious Monkeys? Tyler
The Pimpeks actually , i didn't come up to that name, my 2 friends imagined it bcs they are starting a punk-rock band, it's an english version of a croatian word ( pimpek in croatian means d*** but in the way you tell it to little children). i think that's a cool name riA
Pimple Faced Losers Well one day I was listening to The All-American Rejects and started thinking about cool "punkish" rock band names that described me and my friends. Well I guess the reason for the "Pimple Faced" part is becuase we all had acne on our faces (like most teens). As for the "Loser" part it was really just becuase we're probably never going to be anything really "unique" in our lives. So ye I think it sounds awsome.  Josh (Josue)
The Pina Coladas Ok however the hell u spell pina colada, it would make a cool spanishy name for a bunch of illegal Mexicans trying to slap together a makeshift band or a group of white blonde-haired kids trying to seem cool by starting a rock group. Nader
Pina Colonic From the Simpsons episode where Homer gets a coupon for a free colonic, and starts singing that Rupert Holmes song with changed lyrics. "If you like pina colonics..." Olvan The Terrible
The Pinball Dodgers "Pinball Dodge" was a type of dodgeball game played while I was in grade school at Maryland. The object was to knock down all of other team's bowling pins (5 to a team), as opposed to regular Dodgeball where the opposing team members are hit and eliminated. It still hurt! But no one was called out, just the pins that were knocked down. game
Pinball Wizards From the Who song. (I think...) Princess Ana
Pinche Party My mastering of the Spanish and English language has left me with many Spanglish tokens of wisdom..."pinche party" means f***ing party and if your're a heavy rock/alterntative band, all you want to do is have a pinche party. You gotta say the name with a heavy accent in order to be authentic. lickety split
Pine Children We were coming up with random two word phrases and ths reminded us of a cross between posessed puppets and "village of the damned". Pudding
Pine Cone Fight Sounds like fun doesn't it? Johnny Utah
Ping Pong Hazard I saw a license plate with PPH on it and this just came to me. >squit<
Pinhead Pinhead is a cool name for a if like HELLRAISER the movie. Pinhead the movie call HELLRAISER. Jon Cantrell
The Pinheads Saw a stop sign saying "Stop the Pinheads!" Barking Kat
Pink As Floyd It is the name of a RHCP single. (Editor: Remember the "As" or you'll have a lawsuit on your hands.) GlamRockNinjaLord
Pink Avenue I saw a store with this name. Pretty cool? I think I am going to use it. So I just wanted to share this with you. It is taken. Taryn
Pink Bits It would be a cool chick band name if they like pink.  Riley Catchlove
the Pink Bon-Bons I was trying to come up with a name for my band and I asked my mom for some ideas. She said her favourite musicians were Pink and Bon Jovi, so she put them together and came up with the pink bon-bons. I wouldn't use it, though. Its too girly for me nd my metal. Nobody
The Pink Flamingos My friend had pink flamingo boxers on and it stuck. Dylan
Pink Frilly Knickers Pink Frilly Knickers makes loads of sense and no sense all at once. It's the complete opposite of our band so we love it. After watching "Bridget Jones' Diary" and hearing about her granny knickers, we came up with it and it just stuck. It's an ace name fore any type of band.  SaSsYsIsTa DoOdY
Pink Frosting everyone likes frosting and pink, right? summer
Pink Ice Me and my friends were trying to think of a band name. I looked at my ring, and I shouted "PINK ICE". It just stuck . Aubree M.
Pink Ice Machine its cool because i think its cool.. just kidding. pink ice is the name of a store in the movie freaky friday if u look closely u can see it and i was watching it the other day and then if u add machine to it its like an ice machine haha get it? a little dorky but clever i think. crazy ghetto fool
Pink Incarnation A good idea for a female punk band. It's like "pink carnation", only a little cooler sounding. Gyraph Guru
Pink Knife I think it's a cute band name. My boyfriend (sort of) gave me a pink knife for Valentines day and I thought it would make a great band name. Ally
Pink Night Tha opposite of Green Day. hamp
Pink Nightmare From the movie "A Christmas Story" - Ralphie comes downstairs wearing a hideous pink bunny suit given to him by an oblivious aunt. His father comments, "You look like a pink nightmare!" Jerry Singer
Pink Oranges because i thought oranges are orange, so i made them pink! cool chic
Pink Oyster Stones A mash up of three Classic Rock Band Names that are awesome! G
The Pink Panty Hoes i saw it on someones folder they were holding when i was waiting for a bus and thought- that would be a cool name. Sam
Pink Pirates Because pirates are really cool. I wanted to prove that pirates don't always have to be described as boyish, and they can be fashionable. Lucy
tHe PiNk PuPpiEs We werer at toys r us and saw a doll that looked like a dog and the box was pink and i just thought "look, it's a pink puppy!" tHE bRADMEISTER
Pink Push I dont know its a just................................................ . . . . . . . . . Cammel T
Pink Revolutiom This is good for a girl punk band. Me and my firends just love the color pink and we learned about the revolution of the earth or something like i was really paying attention and i thought thats a cool name for a band lol Lyndzie-Marie
Pink Scotts I went to my friend's house and when i got there i found he had some other people i knew over. 2 of them named Scott and they were both wearing pink shirts. I guess it has more then one meaning so I hear... -SpecialisT-
Pink Slip This name rocks becuase the guys in my band were all trouble makers when we were in junior High, and when we got in trouble the teachers would fill out "pink slips" and send them to the office.....and we got sooo many of them we just came up with that name. Dave
Pink Spatula One of my friends said they had a pink spatula and I thought it would be a cool band name....the end kristen
Pink Taco My friend Lil' Joey, was always saying he had some to eat all the time. He said although you could find them at most restaurants they wouldn't let you eat one there. He said they were best in the privacy of your home in a candlelit atmosphere, and he said the pink taco would love you for it. What?, That Joey, Go figure! He never made any sense! badboybear
Pink Tobacco We were watching baseball, and there was this one player that was chewing something. My friend was certain it was tobacco, but I was certain it was bubble gum. When he blew a bubble, I laughed at her, but she said "No, it's pink tobacco!" We thought it was a funny name. No takers so far, though. Mariam
PinkJennyFist My friend made a comic by the name of PinkJennyFist. The girl in that comic starts a band and it becomes pretty popular...PinkJennyFist would be a great name for a punk band.  Lindz
pinklava One day, my friend and I were starting a band. I had a lava lamp in my room and said, "How about pinklava?!" skater
Pinky Gigglebrain Your name generator gave me the following as the "Evil Professor" name.... Syntania
Pins And Needles One day, my foot was asleep. I told everybody, "I got pins and needles." J_O_S
The Pint Criers The idea comes from a song called 'Cry A Pint' in 'The Cat In The Hat Song Book' by Dr. Suess. All of that book's songs can now be found on YouTube. Regina Haniger
Pipe Wagon It sounds suggestive. It's what we called the carts in our warehouse for hauling 10ft sections of conduit pipe. howlemt
Piranhakeet It's a hybrid animal that is part piranha and part parakeet. It's vicious, and a cross between a bird and a fish, so it has to be kept in a cage inside a tank. Mike the Spike
Pirate Crew Pirate-inspired rap group (pirates as in skull-and-crossbones though, not pirate radio) Rob

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