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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

I can not verify whether these names have been taken yet or not. If your band happens to already use one of these names sorry. If you want to use a name you see here, you'll need to verify it's not already in use.

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The Grease Monkeys Another name for a mechainc, also works as a play on The Monkees. Henry
Grease The Priest I was trying to think of a blasphemous band name that was funny and this is what I came up with. Also refers to masturbation. Heh. Jon III
The Great Billy Boydson Murder  jacksonu4ia
Great Circle This just would look cool on a set of drums. It was some math term that my teacher told me, and my friend Thomas said "Y'know, that'd be a pretty cool band name." So, credit goes to him. Jericho
Great Expectations We're starting a band-ish thing and trying to think of a name. I was looking at my book shelf and saw the book (by Charles Dickens) and it stuck. Nobody else liked it though. blah
Great Gobs Of Goose Grease This was the exclamation my grade school teacher made whenever she was aghast. Like the time she told me to throw away my "gum" and she discovered I was chewing a wad of paper from my folder. kid
Greater Than or Equal to Jim Because Less Than Jake just sounds so condescending. And my name is Jim. Jim Hat
The Green Chair I have a green chair I sit in on every performance. thats about it, I like it and so do the record companies Chris
Green Eggs and Ham Hey, who doesn't Dr. Suess? Dude...that book rocked! "I do not like it here of there...I do not like it anywhere"!  el PooPeetray
Green Eyed Monster Saw it on a poster in my classroom, and thought it would make a cool name for a band (my band does'nt think so...) Gideon
Green Hell My brother and I are in a band, our last name is Green...and yes it is a misfits song, and we have a punk/rock feel to our songs Sean
Green Light I was looking at this green light on my computer, and it just came to me........DUDE!!! BRYN (no not the real world one)
Green Stomach Monkey This actually came from a David Letterman show where he had three dice. Each having different words on them. He would roll them and put the words together to make a name for a band. This was the only one I remember from years ago.  Rocky
Green Toenail Spilled guacamole on my foot. Didn"t wipe it off and grossed out friends an hour later, who thought it was infected.  Mat
Greene Because I like it and it's spelled as some one's name and not the color. Even though some people do have the last name Green as well. I think it works as a good anouncement, like " Ladies & Gentalmen here is... GREENE!" Joe Hobeaux
greethoeven my dog's name is greta but we call her all kinds of things like greethoeven (like ludwig van beethoven the composer), hooten-hoeten, etc. sounds like a great band name, especially if you are dutch. queen of the harpies
Grey Flamingo When flamingos are depressed, they don't eat shrimp which is i think what makes then pink. Whithout shrimp they revert to there natural color: grey. The flamingo's natural and depressed state are the same. The relations to the human condition basically think themsleves up. Great emo band name! Call me Kielty
Grey Skyy It's different and kinda emo, if you would like that. I am starting one called it. I came up with it while thinking black. Well, grey is like black, so there you go. :-D Ranemannnn
Greyscale Perfect name for a goth/emo/indie band because it's got their favorite colour; grey. And also scale - musical connection right there.  Anon
Grievous Errors I had this really weird history teacher in junior high who always said that things were "grievous errors..." we never knew what he was talking about...this'd be a good name for some funky rock group. amanda
Grilled Cheese Aspiration Taken from "The Sims 2: Nightlife". therealdeepblue
Gringo Fare This came from a Mexican restaurant menu... the section listing American, or "gringo" foods, like cheesburgers. LL
Grinning Evil I inspired the name off of those old 70s smiley-face posters that say "Have a nice day". I created a character out of that called Mr. Smiley, a smiley-face that has long hair, a human body, a sicko grin(many teeth), and is a metalhead. From this, I created the band name "Grinning Evil" because Mr. Smiley is an evil bastard. After that, I made Mr. Smiley the mascot of the band. Sounds like a great metal band, eh? ironman
Griswald Splicers ummm... its the old thing they used to make movies out of... where they would take film cut it, and splice in the new film. for editing.....It's really big and takes up the whole room. I remembered it one day when I was working a short film and I was on this movie program that took like 12 hours to figure out when I could have been working with the OL GRISWALD SPLICER!!!! Hypno-Toad
The Grizzly Madames My two friends, Adam and Matt, have beards and are searching for cool Band Names. They greated this one with fear and loathing. steveg
The Grobowskis me and sum friends were just messing around saying we were gonna move out and get a house together and change all of our last names to grobowski and we thought it wud be a cool band name too. spiderman
Groincough its a nice way to say I've got wind Stu
The Groovy Mother-Lovers I think this is cool because it catches attention and wonders about the people's sanity. I came up with it when I thought about the 60's.  Hehehehehehehe... um hi
Gross Anatomy death metal band with pictures of deformed body parts as album covers.  sk flyers
Gross Genitalia & The Penetrators group of us at school (a long, long time ago) came up with daft names for groups but this has to be the winner!! Heavy Mental
Gross Quarters You know how you'll put change in cupholders of your car? Well I did that and spilled some soda on the change, which was primarily quarters, and I picked one of them up, threw it, and said, "That was a gross quarter!" Elizabeth
Ground Lava Remember playing "The Ground Is Lava" as a kid? This name is a tribute to that. Hawk
Ground Star From an early '70s move, "The Ground Star Conspiracy." A band that's both down to earth and aimin' for the heavens!  Greg G.
Grounded My friend and I have always dreamed of having our own band so we were thinking of band names one day and came of with this one. It means not fufilling your dreams, like your stuck on the ground and can't fly away and become sucessful. Alicia
Growling Ferret Just visualize a growling ferret! It's hilarious! The cover of the CD would have this demented rodent on it: excellent! Unicorn
Gruesome Acoloyte Good name for a heavy metal band. I ran across the phrase in an article criticizing Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas and stating that he is a "gruesome acolyte" of Justice Antonin Scalia, who is extremely conservative. Mel S. Hutson
Grumpy Old Ladies Hey, if there's two movies starring Grumpy Old Men, why not a band called Grumpy Old Women?! You see them everyday, so why not give em' some credit?! Eh?! 14 Magnum
Grumpy Thunder Me and some friends were thinking of band names, so we decided to name one adjective and one noun in 5 seconds... Jay89
Grumpéd Lüngeinch Sitting around trying to come up with a name can be hard. Stumped for names i asked some of my friends for different things; a color, an adjective, a verb, a noun. I got Green, elongated, jump, and bench. Mashing these together and adding accents and umlauts lead to this band name. Gabriel
Grupp SEX In Swedish, number 6 is spelled, S-E-X. "Grupp" means group,gang, mob or team. Grupp SEX is like have a group with 6 members. But Grupp SEX also means (what it sounds like) in Swedish.  Jonathan
Guarantee Guarantee....a black r&b group. KInd of like TLC or Blaque! Several young black women are guarantee-ing that they are going to be something someday! They guarantee their success! Pigertaws
Guarda Le Fe Meaning "Keep the Faith" in Spanish, it would be an awesome name for a Christian Rock Band. There are many Christian Rock Bands out there whose names have subtle origins in Christianity itself (EX. Casting Crowns) that "Keep The Faith" would be perfect. swb1003
Guardians of Darkness When me and my fiance got together, I used to call him my dark angel, he called me his dark fairy. He is my guardian and we are of the darkness. Fairy of the Darkness
Guardrail why not? I was talking to a guy that who had been in a band named Diamond Back and was now in a band named Black Horse and I said "Why not name yourself something totally generic like Guardrail." IceCrmMan
Guess Wot I'm Eating? My friend and I were checking out this site while chatting online, and we were going through all the ones we liked. Then I was eating a really nice apple crumble, and I said 'guess wot i'm eating?', and then realised she might have thought that was another band name- then I realised it actually was a pretty good one... goofy monkey child
The Guidelines I was reading the back of a soup tin. jeff
The Guilty Parties I came up with it one day while i was watching CourtTV....Enough said Jorge
The Guise The dictionary classifies the term "guise" as being of that of a hidden personna. To be withdrawn socially. It would work out great for a band who idles bands like Slipknot or Mushroom Head. One who is willing to wear a mask up on stage. Cuz you would then be indisguised. hahanincumpoop
Guitar Burn Similar to rug burn. Generally affects the fore-arm area. Some specialists attribute it to sweat, friction and intense rocking. pop_tart
Guitarded Somebody used this in their signature on FF.Net as an answer to the riddle/question "What do you call a broken guitar?" I figure it could work for a guitar-based band that sucks on purpose. IHaveNoBrain
Gung Ho firends were starting a "punk band"...you know, like New Found Glory? LOLOLOLOL anyway....we were going threw a list of ideas...i said that, and i think that might be what they're going with. Wished i hadn't said it, maybe a decent band coulda used it ; ) Danny
Gung-Ho  Uncritically patriotic, zealous, devoted or belligerent, from the Chinese 'ken- ho' meaning awe-inspiring or literally 'more fiery'. Jona
Gunner's Mate Entwhistle From a paticularly vivid dream that the skipper from Gilligan's Island had. (He was the best. I miss him so) princejellyfish
Gunning Sun What if the sun suddenly exploded? Then bits of fire would fall around the Earth wouldnt it? UroKazi
Gunpoint Supremace Resistance is useless! AwesomeCasper
Guns & Moses You could have a Rabbi with a gun belt for your logo. Rich
Guns 'N' Moses It's a play on Guns 'N' Roses. The album cover could be a rabbi with two Uzis. Anthony
Guns Beat Knives We were in the park one day and my mate was being a smart aleck. He found some guy sleeping in a ute. My mate picked up a stick and pretended it was a gun and snuck over to the ute. As he was sneaking up, the bloke in the ute saw him and threatened him with a knife. My mate with his stick pointing at the bloke shouted "Guns beat knives," and ran away. I think the phrase sounds cool for a band name.  owen
Gunstar Heroes hey this was an old game for the nintendo...i would use it if i had a a band uhhhhh i forgot
Guruguru Tea Party "Guruguru" is the sound spinning is supposedly supposed to make. I liked the idea of, "Spinning Tea Party", but it sounds too dull by itself. Jenn and Samu
Gutter Chicken And The Fortunate Well think about it...a chicken lying in the gutter and some rich guy with money ? Dont ask me how i came up with it ...i just did  Lord Bailey
The Gutter Punks It's the name of a bowling team- from a CD by Me First and the Gimme Gimme's, but I think it would be a pretty cool name for a band. burt
Guy Dance A play on the word "guidance", which I considered using as a disc jockey name until some people said it sounded too "gay". Guy
Guy Smiley It's a character from "Sesame Street". Dave
Gym Socks This name is cool just because you can spell it wrong in so many ways (Jim, Jym, Sox, etc.). Also if you really hated the band you could say "Hey! Those Gym Socks stink!" except that your friends would make fun of you for such a lame joke. Knumb Prodigy
Gynormica Its like gigantic, enormias, and a "ica" at the end for style. Kinda like Metallica. But a little different in some ways. Overall, its just a little like Metallica. AJ of the WB

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