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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hold Me that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Come on and) Hominy, hominy, hominy
(Come on and) Hominy, hominy, hominy
Original Lyrics:
(Come on and) Hold me, hold me, hold me
(Come on and) Hold me, hold me, hold me.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call on me, call on me, call on me
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
K.T. Oslin's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't kiss me like we're married,
kiss me like her brother
Original Lyrics:
Don't kiss me like we're married,
kiss me like we're lovers
Savage Garden's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eminem at war
We build the faces
Original Lyrics:
Enemies at war
We build defences
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Harmony, harmony, harmony
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Homey, homey, homey
or
Horny, horny, horny
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be your damage.
or
You can be my damage.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want no damage.
Savage Garden's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want, no I scream
or
I don't want ice cream
or
I don't want ice cream
Original Lyrics:
I want to scream
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want no Dammit.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want no damage.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want no sandwich
Original Lyrics:
I don't want no damage.
Savage Garden's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I might need you
Only tonight.
Original Lyrics:
I might need you to
Hold me tonight.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be here.
Original Lyrics:
Hold Me, Hold Me, Hold Me-ee
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be me.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ocean Ocean Ocean Ocean
or
I wanna, I wanna tv
or
I wanna, I wanna tv
Original Lyrics:
Hold Me Hold Me Hold Me Hold Me
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be here.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a beer, I want a beer, I want a beer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a, I want a tv
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a jester round the corner.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just around the corner.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
No step for you to dance to,
so slip your hand inside my clothes
Original Lyrics:
No step for you to dance to,
so slip your hand inside my glove
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, let it...oh, let it...oh, let it be
Original Lyrics:
Hold me...hold me...hold me
Duran Duran's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these days, you're going to drown.
Original Lyrics:
One of these days, you're going to try.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Phony, phony, phony
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Phony, phony, phony
Original Lyrics:
Hold me, hold me, hold me
Jamie Grace's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Promise that You'll always be
It's like each and every day
Make it special in some way.
Original Lyrics:
By my side You'll always be
You take each and every day
Make it special in some way.
It DOES sound somewhat like Jamie's saying "Promise that You'll always be It's like each and every day Make it special in some way," but I know those aren't the original lyrics because I played the song on YouTube and saw the lyrics as Jamie was singing them.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nobody in the future
So baby let me hurt you, my love.
Original Lyrics:
There's nobody in the future
So baby let me hand you my love.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's nobody in the future
So baby let me hit you, my love.
Original Lyrics:
There's nobody in the future
So baby let me hand you my love.
Savage Garden's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I want ice cream.
Original Lyrics:
I want to scream.
Savage Garden's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I want love's cream
Original Lyrics:
Well I wanna scream
Savage Garden's, "Hold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a walnut's green
Original Lyrics:
Well I want to scream.

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