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1960s
The Beatles', "Good Morning Good Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing to do to save his life
Called his boyfriend
Original Lyrics:
Nothing to do to save his life
Call his wife in
 
1970s
Carpenters', "Goodbye to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll say goodbye for now
Original Lyrics:
I’ll say goodbye to love
Talking Heads', "Psycho Killer"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***-f***-f***-f***, f***-f***-f***-f***-f***-f***, better
Original Lyrics:
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, better
Yes', "Rounabout"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the loud-about
Original Lyrics:
I'll be the roundabout
 
1980s
Belinda Carlisle's, "Heaven Is a Place on Earth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good heaven is a place on earth
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
Billy Joel's, "The Downeaster 'Alexa'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have journeyed across to the billiards
or
I have journeyed across to the billboard
Original Lyrics:
I have chartered a course to the Vineyard
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby he's all gay
Original Lyrics:
Baby it's okay
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Falling of a chair
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gina dreams of dying of AIDS.
Original Lyrics:
Gina dreams of running away.
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gina dreams of dying of old age
Original Lyrics:
Gina works the diner all day
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gina was a-dyin' of AIDS
Workin' for her man
She brings home her bed for love
Original Lyrics:
Gina works the diner all day
Workin' for the man
She brings home her pay for love
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gina was a-dyin' of AIDS
Workin' for the man, she brings home her bed for love
Original Lyrics:
Gina works the diner all day
Working for the man, she brings home her pay for love
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gina was a-dying of AIDS
Original Lyrics:
Gina works the diner all day
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gina works at Donna Raday's
Original Lyrics:
Gina works the diner all day
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goddess used on a mountain top
Original Lyrics:
Tommy used to work on the docks
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's down on his little kid's tush
Original Lyrics:
He's down on his luck, it's tough
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't makes a big difference if your naked on top!
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leaving on a train
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on a plane
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he's an old man,
When he used to make it talk so tough
Original Lyrics:
Now he's holdin' in,
When he used to make it talk so tough
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'm halfway there
Oh, oh, sniff her underwear
Original Lyrics:
Oh, we're halfway there
Oh, oh, livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, living on a square
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh- an afro there
Oh-oh leave it, oh - we'll pray here
Take my hand we'll make it elsewhere
Oh-oh leave it, oh - we'll pray here
Original Lyrics:
Oh, we're halfway there
Oh, living on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Oh, living on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohhhh! We're head wavin'!
Original Lyrics:
Ohhhh! We're halfway there!
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skiddy underwear
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skiddy underwear
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my hand, and we'll take it elsewhere now
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand, and we'll make it I swear
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my hand, in a minute I'll swear
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand, and we'll make it I swear
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my hand, oh, we'll make it, Time Square!
Original Lyrics:
Take my hand, and we'll make it I swear
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me it's the world gonna die
Original Lyrics:
Tommy used to work on the docks
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tommy's got a six string harp
Now he's on the mend, but he used to make it talk
So tough, it's tough
Original Lyrics:
Tommy's got his six string in hock
Now he's holding in what he used to make it talk
So tough, it's tough
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're half way there
Livin' on a highway
Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear
Livin' on a highway
Original Lyrics:
Oh, we're halfway there
Oh, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear
Oh, livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living on bread.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
While giving a s***
Original Lyrics:
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she cries in the night, Tommy whispers: "Baby, I'm half-gay"
Original Lyrics:
When she cries in the night, Tommy whispers: "Baby, it's okay"
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa-oh, livin' on a chair!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woah-oh, living on bread,
Living on bread
Original Lyrics:
Woah - oh, livin' on a prayer,
Livin' on a prayer
Bon Jovi's, "Livin' on a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woooaaa, were head wavin'
Original Lyrics:
Oh, we're halfway there
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna take the life that dragged me away from you
Original Lyrics:
Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.
Yes', "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Older than Humphrey Bogart
Original Lyrics:
owner of a lonely heart
 
1990s
2 Unlimited's, "Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the toilet zone and you're not on your own
Gonna take you to the toilet zone
In the toilet zone, you'd better shake your bum, I'm coming down the toilet zone
Original Lyrics:
This is the twilight zone and you're not on your own
We'll take you to the twilight zone
It is the twilight zone
You better shake your bones and come on down the twilight zone
Carleen Anderson's, "Nervous Breakdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pardon the mess, she's got a right to have a nervous breakdown
OR
Parted the mist, she's got a right to have a nervous breakdown
Original Lyrics:
Pardon the miss, she's got a right to have a nervous breakdown
Kym Sims', "Too Blind To See It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I realize baby I was deranged, deranged, I was
Oh really, I can't believe, oh baby I was too blind to see it
Original Lyrics:
Now I realize baby I was too blind, too blind, I was
I realize, I can't believe, oh baby I was too blind to see it
Misheard Lyrics:
Please get lost!
Original Lyrics:
Cleveland Rocks!
 
2000s
American Hi-Fi's, "Flavor of the Weak"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is the fragrance of the week
Original Lyrics:
She is the flavor of the weak
Black Eyed Peas', "Let's Get It Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get ill, that's the dill
Original Lyrics:
Let's get ill, that's the deal
Weezer's, "Beverly Hills"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gather me here
Original Lyrics:
Beverly Hills
 
2010s
Madonna's, "Ghosttown"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a long ride
Original Lyrics:
I know we're alright
Sia's, "Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'm holding on for July
Original Lyrics:
Bot I'm holding on for dear life
 
misc
Misheard Lyrics:
Domino, no, daddy's getting hard at the barber shop, doing something unholy
Original Lyrics:
Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot at the body shop, doing something unholy

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