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1950s
Elvis Presley's, "Jailhouse Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sure am delighted with your powerful knee!
Original Lyrics:
I sure am delighted with your company.
 
1960s
Wilson Pickett's, "634-5789"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you want some pissing
Original Lyrics:
And if you want some kissing
Wilson Pickett's, "Everybody Needs Somebody to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar to kids
Original Lyrics:
Someone to kiss
Wilson Pickett's, "Funky Broadway"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing f***ing Broadway
Original Lyrics:
Funky funky Broadway
Wilson Pickett's, "Hey Jude"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hate you
Original Lyrics:
Hey Jude
Wilson Pickett's, "I Found a Love - Part 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want a cola now
or
And I want a color now
Original Lyrics:
And I wanna call her now
Wilson Pickett's, "She's Lookin' Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got to color lovin'
Original Lyrics:
You got that kinda lovin'
Wilson Pickett's, "Stag-O-Lee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sara Lee
Original Lyrics:
Stag-O-Lee
 
1970s
Queen's, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And get all my trash in the back seat, hitchhike...
Original Lyrics:
And get on my tracks, take a back-seat hitchhike...
Wilson Pickett's, "Don't Knock Your Love - Pt. 1"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my wheel is much too strong
Original Lyrics:
And my will is much too strong
Wilson Pickett's, "Don't Let the Green Grass Fool You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We start together
Original Lyrics:
We stuck together
Wilson Pickett's, "Engine Number 9"
Misheard Lyrics:
Itchy itchy number 9
Original Lyrics:
Engine Engine Number 9
Wilson Pickett's, "Sugar Sugar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me 1 and 2
Original Lyrics:
You got me wanting you
 
1980s
Anthrax's, "Make Me Laugh"
Misheard Lyrics:
God says have a swim in poo
Original Lyrics:
God says have a swimming pool
Anthrax's, "Make Me Laugh"
Misheard Lyrics:
God says taxis are a sin
Original Lyrics:
God says taxes are a sin
Baltimora's, "Tarzan Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me the order
Original Lyrics:
Night, tonight
Gimme the other, gimme the other.
Kim Wilde's, "Kids in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking out a 30-year-old window
Original Lyrics:
Looking out a dirty old window
Kim Wilde's, "You Keep Me Hangin' On"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, no, no
Original Lyrics:
Whoa-whoa-whoa
Metallica's, "One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trapped in myself
Fighting my only cell
Original Lyrics:
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell
 
1990s
Aqua's, "Barbie Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Bobby ghoul
Watching Bobby's World
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Barbie Girl
In a Barbie world
Misheard Lyrics:
Jules Rimmet
Original Lyrics:
Jules Rimet still gleaming.
Deep Blue Something's, "Breakfast at tiffanys"
Misheard Lyrics:
A seal, youngly one who knew me.
Original Lyrics:
I see you, the only one who knew me
Movie Scripts', "Kindergarten Cop"
Misheard Lyrics:
It might be a tuna
It's not a tuna!
Original Lyrics:
It might be a tumor
It's not a tumor!
Movie Scripts', "Kindergarten Cop"
Misheard Lyrics:
It might be a tuna
It's not a tuna!
Original Lyrics:
It might be a tumor
It's not a tumor!
Skin Up's, "A Juicy Red Apple"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mouth juice in Sweden
Original Lyrics:
My juice is sweeter
Skunk Anansie's, "Selling Jesus"
Misheard Lyrics:
You go to church and ride a camel
Original Lyrics:
You go to church and light a candle
 
2000s
Avril Lavine's, "Complicated "
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm never gonna find your bacon
Original Lyrics:
I'm never gonna find you fakin'
Bridget Mendler's, "Ready or Not"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're like a breath of fresh air and miles
Original Lyrics:
You're like a breath of fresh air in my lungs
I Set My Friends On Fire's, "Crank That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey it's it, I'll break it!
Original Lyrics:
Hey, it's your calvary kids!
Paramore's, "Brick By Boring Brick"
Misheard Lyrics:
So go get your chauffer
And we'll take you deeper
Original Lyrics:
So go get your shovel
And we'll dig a deep hole
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me far where stars are still as leaves
Original Lyrics:
Take me forward, stars are still asleep.
Toploader's, "Dancing in the Moonlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody feel a woman right
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's feeling warm and bright
 
2010s
China-Anne McClain's, "I Got My Scream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sun's been in the air
Original Lyrics:
There's something in the air
Drake's, "One Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And that's why I need a one a**
Gotta see in my hand
One more time for I go
I a pow a see for I know
Original Lyrics:
And that's why I need a one dance
Got a Hennessy in my hand
One more time 'fore I go
Higher powers taking a hold on me
Fake Type's, "Urban Caravan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say goodbye
Original Lyrics:
Fake type
Imagine Dragons', "Believer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, you built me a,
You built me a believer,
Believer
Original Lyrics:
Pain, you made me a,
You made me a believer,
Believer
Imagine Dragons', "Radioactive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doppa duppa du ay, duppa du ay.
Doppa duppa du ay, duppa du ay.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the new age, to the new age.
Welcome to the new age, to the new age.
Jenifer's, "Sur Le Fil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sepaddy PC
Original Lyrics:
C'est pas difficile
Jenifer's, "Sur Le Fil"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silver feel
Original Lyrics:
Sur le fil
Lights', "Ice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still like the stars, just quietly
Original Lyrics:
Stood like a stone, as you stood quietly
Lights', "Ice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your Ena is scatting, ooh wa
Original Lyrics:
Your ego is getting, old
Lights', "Quiet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at here, but such deer.
Original Lyrics:
I like it here, beside you dear.
Lights', "ice"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to deal you right
Original Lyrics:
I tried to do you right
Owl City's, "It's Always a Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good mommy and good night.. I wake up the time light
Original Lyrics:
Good morning and good night, I wake up at twilight
The Weeknd's, "Starboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Need to urinate
Original Lyrics:
need a hearing aid
Tich's, "Dumb"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can say here all day, just whining your name
Original Lyrics:
I can sit here all day, just writing your name
Tich's, "Obsession"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn by your flame head you do me away
I'm framed
Original Lyrics:
Burnt by your flame, yeah you blew me away
I pray
Tich's, "Obsession"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can a harpy be so lust
Original Lyrics:
How can a heart beat so in love
tich's, "Obsession"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hard not to cry, when I think of us anotto.
Original Lyrics:
Hard not to cry, when I think of us, on my own.
 
misc
The Skip-Jacks', "(Meet) The Flintstones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's new feet
Original Lyrics:
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet

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