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What is a "rolling rolling stone?" The Rolling Stones in wheelchairs.
Submitted by: Jeff Williams
Luke Bryan once fell into a large jar of olives, and now they call him Luke Brine!
Submitted by: Ariana Grande mocha swirl
Q: How does Lady Gaga like her steak? A: RAW RAW RA-A-A-AW!
Submitted by: Ariana Grande mocha swirl
What should you do if your date insults Iron Maiden? Run to the hills.
Submitted by: Amanda
Knock Knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Oops I did it again.
Submitted by: Joseph Stalin
What computer sings good? A dell.
Submitted by: Eve
Mary Wells was standing in line at the punchbowl, when some guy cut in front of her. Angrily Mary said, "You beat me to the punch!"
Submitted by: S. Tim Wood
You better watch out before I Five Finger Death Punch you.
Submitted by: Toby Tanner
What is the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon.
Submitted by: Erick
'Live' is one of the stupidest band names ever. Here's one reason why. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. From the United States of America - let's give a warm welcome to LIVE! Audience member: Who's live? Announcer: LIIIVVVEEE!!! Audience member: I'm asking ya, who's playing live? Announcer: LIIIVVVEEE!!! (*smacks the announcer*)
Submitted by: Live Is a Lousy U2 Imitator Band

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