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What happens when a wild animal listens to rock music constantly? It becomes a deaf leopard.
Submitted by: Abs
My friends asked me if I was obsessed with Oasis. I said maybe...
Submitted by: Alex
Q: What happened to Selena Gomez's boyfriend? A: She killed him with kindness!
Submitted by: Ariana Grande mocha swirl
What are the first two sounds a Rolling Stone hears every morning? "YAAAAWN" and "CRICK!"
Submitted by: Jeff Williams
What is a "rolling rolling stone?" The Rolling Stones in wheelchairs.
Submitted by: Jeff Williams
Luke Bryan once fell into a large jar of olives, and now they call him Luke Brine!
Submitted by: Ariana Grande mocha swirl
Q: How does Lady Gaga like her steak? A: RAW RAW RA-A-A-AW!
Submitted by: Ariana Grande mocha swirl
What should you do if your date insults Iron Maiden? Run to the hills.
Submitted by: Amanda
Knock Knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Oops I did it again.
Submitted by: Joseph Stalin
What computer sings good? A dell.
Submitted by: Eve

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