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what did jay-z call his wife before they got married feyonce
Submitted by: yosef karelefsky
Paddy goes onto the TV Programme 'Stars In Their Eyes' where contestants pretend to be famous performers. "So, who are you going to be tonight" says the host Matthew Kelly. Paddy says "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be the great band leader Glenn Miller" Then Paddy walked through the door......and they never saw him again!
Submitted by: Big Dan
What do you need when you spill something on your carpet? A little bit of Resolve.
Submitted by: Raven
If we all go to jail for illegally downloading music, I hope they at least separate us by artist or genre. I want to be placed in the Elvis Costello section.
Submitted by: Elsie (formerly Alex) Aerni
What did the alien say to Franz Schubert? "Take me to your lieder!"
Submitted by: pianist
They're making a movie about classical music composers. In the middle of the auditions, Arnold Schwarzenegger walked in and simply declared, "I'll be Bach."
Submitted by: pianist
If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre.
Submitted by: Ernest
What is an electrician's favourite band? AC/DC
Submitted by: Ernest
What do you call a person wearing kiss makeup? a person wearing kiss makeup
Submitted by: kef
Once after Ingrid Michaelson had performed "Time Machine", someone asked her "Do you think time travel is possible?" She replied "I don't know. Ask me again yesterday."
Submitted by: Tess O. Gosset

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