Fun Music Information -> Beyonce Knowles

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Strange Offspring Names:

  • Be-Shawn Carter - Be-Shawn Carter means blessed and famous.I know alot of people do not know my baby Beyonce' is expecting we are expecting our first baby. Submitted by: Shawn Carter

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Dreamgirls, the Pink Panther, Austin Powers Goldmember"I see a world domination scheme hatching... First she gains control of the pop/R&B music market, then she goes on to try to do the same with Hollywood! Watch out for this woman!!!!! - Emi

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Slurp it out""Work it out"Key
"Stroke it out""Work it out"mcism
"Jerk it Off""Work it Out"Mcism

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Irreplaceable""Non-refundable"Mark Wall
"Naughty Girl""Hungry Girl"Lakeisha Rodman
"Crazy in Love""Thick Girls Anthem"Lakeisha Rodman
"Naughty Girl""Naughty Hamster"Lunar
"Crazy In Love""Crazy In Love"Dorita
"Work it out""Eatin' out"Saider Eiegle

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
IrreplaceableAntiques storeEd

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Be My Baby
   The Ronettes
Baby Boy
   Beyonce Knowles
Be My Baby Boy
No Name Given
I Don't Want To Be
   Gavin DeGraw
Crazy In Love
   Beyonce Knowles
I Don't Want To Be Crazy In Love
rat
Friday I'm In Love
   The Cure
Crazy In Love
   Beyonce Knowles
Friday I'm Crazy In Love
Andrew
The Night Santa Went Crazy
   Weird Al Yankovic
Crazy In Love
   Beyonce Knowles
The Night Santa Went Crazy In Love
BB Krak
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I parted, please don't touch.
Original Lyrics:
If I bought it, please don't touch.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, if I farted, please don't touch.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, if I parted, please don't touch.
"Yes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said yes to your momma.
Original Lyrics:
I said 'Yes!' to your number.
"Freakum Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull out your purple lips.
Original Lyrics:
Pull out your freakum dress.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Me, Myself And I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you heard me
A-long-a-long-a-long-a-long-a-way.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, you've hurt me
But I've learnt a lot along the way.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Monokini

Since Beyonce was ad-libbing towards the end, it just seemed natural to me she might've been trying to say 'You've heard me a long way', though I did feel she was stretching it ridiculously to fill up the bars.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Baby Boy"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Baby boy you stay on my mind>BR> Fulfil my fantasy
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams
Baby boy not a day goes by
Without my fantasy
I think about you all the time
I see you in my dreams
Why They're Repetitive:
For an award-winning songwriter, you'd expect Beyonce to find more words to rhyme. And considering this song is basically made up of this weakly-melodic chorus, those lines fast become eye-rollingly irritating.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
 

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Crazy In Love"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Got me looking so crazy right now
Got me looking so crazy in love
Why They're Nonsensical:
So is Beyonce actually besotted with this guy or just 'appears' to be and isn't really? How can someone 'look crazy in love' in the first place? I'm very confused...
Submitted by: Random Madeupperson
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Crazy In Love"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Tennis shoes, don't even need to buy a new dress
Why They're Inappropriate:
The verses have absolutely zilch to do with the chorus anyway but this particular line is so out of the blue even the colour blue is thinking 'what the...?!' What do tennis shoes and the fact she doesn't need to buy a new dress (which I'm sure all of us can imagine, considering...) have to do with her being infatuated with someone? Unless her love interest plays tennis and she wants to keep up appearances?
Submitted by: Monokini
"Crazy In Love"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
(Jay-Z): Yes sir, I'm cut from a different cloth
My texture is the best fur of chinchilla
Why They're Inappropriate:
Dude, have you ever seen a chinchilla? It's so cuddly-cute! Why would you peel of its skin and wear it?
Submitted by: Yet Another Dutchman
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.
 
 
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