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Song Parodies -> "Thick Girls Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy in Love"

Original Performer:

Beyonce Knowles

Parody Song Title:

"Thick Girls Anthem"

Parody Written by:

Lakeisha Rodman

The Lyrics

Just a little something for the Fat and Fabulous and the Big and Beautiful!
I might share my Big Mac and my fries
I might share my coke and my apple pie
But don't you dare touch my chicken
Or its gone be yo' but that I'm kickin'

Don't start actin' crazy right now
Don't start actin' crazy right now
If you think I'm playin,' try me now
If you think I'm playin,' try me now
Wipe that saliva off yo mouth
you ain't gettin' nuthin'

Ain't enough chicken for both of us!
Ain't enough chicken for both of us!

No, No, No, No, No, No Bojangles
No, No, No, No, No, No KFC
Ain't No No No No No No need
For you to take out yo' Texas Pete

Finger Lickin'
My chicken
You ain't gettin'
None of my chicken
Its just a two piece
All white meat
Don't touch my biscuit
Baby, I will kick you in yo' butt!
Don't you mess with me!
I had to pay extra for my white meat!

Don't start actin' crazy right now
Don't start actin' crazy right now
If you think I'm playin,' try me now
If you think I'm playin,' try me now
Wipe that saliva off yo mouth
you ain't gettin' nuthin'

Ain't enough chicken for both of us!
Ain't enough chicken for both of us!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 1
 1
 
 2   2
 2
 2
 
 3   2
 1
 1
 
 4   2
 1
 2
 
 5   2
 3
 2
 

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Josh 999 - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I found a few pacing problems, which is why I voted 4 in that category.
M-Dawg - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo not all thick girlz is defensive of dey chicken : ( dey may just be fat cuz dey don't exercise
Dumb Ass Kid - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Half the original song is missing, it wasn't funny and it was badly written 222

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