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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Beyonce Knowles
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Beyonce Knowles that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 23 misheard song lyrics for Beyonce Knowles on amIright currently.
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"Baby Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sipping the President's s***.
Original Lyrics:
I'm stepping out hotter this year.
"Baby Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a Topshop girl.
Original Lyrics:
You no stop shock - girl.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Your touch) Got me hope Ian Paisley right now.
Original Lyrics:
(Your touch) Got me hoping you'll page me right now.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chasey in the rain, Chasey in the rain
He can figaro, they like hay, he's insane
Yes, sir, I'm Captain The Difficult
My texture's the backside of a chinchilla.
He can figaro, they like hay, he's insane
Yes, sir, I'm Captain The Difficult
My texture's the backside of a chinchilla.
Original Lyrics:
Jay-z in the range, crazy and deranged
They can't figure him out - they're like 'Hey is he insane?'
Yes sir, I'm cut from a different cloth
My texture is the best fur, I'm chinchilla.
They can't figure him out - they're like 'Hey is he insane?'
Yes sir, I'm cut from a different cloth
My texture is the best fur, I'm chinchilla.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate balls, chocolate balls
Chocolate banana.
Chocolate banana.
Original Lyrics:
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Uh-oh, oh-na-na.
Uh-oh, oh-na-na.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy white guy
Original Lyrics:
Crazy right now
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey all you jiggas, raise your right hand!
Original Lyrics:
Got me looking so crazy right now.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh-oh banana
Original Lyrics:
Uh-oh, oh no no.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I talk to my fried Jo Whiley.
Original Lyrics:
When I talk to my friends so quietly.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't there
Ain't nobody else to eat breast.
Ain't nobody else to eat breast.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't there
Ain't nobody else to impress.
Ain't nobody else to impress.
"Crazy In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't there
Ain't nobody else with human breasts.
Ain't nobody else with human breasts.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't there
Ain't nobody else to impress.
Ain't nobody else to impress.
"Crazy in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
(gasp) oh, (gasp) oh,
(gasp) oh, banana
(gasp) oh, banana
Original Lyrics:
Uh-oh, uh-oh
Uh-oh, oh-na-na.
Uh-oh, oh-na-na.
"Freakum Dress"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull out your purple lips.
Original Lyrics:
Pull out your freakum dress.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I parted, please don't touch.
Original Lyrics:
If I bought it, please don't touch.
"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, if I parted, please don't touch.
Original Lyrics:
Yes, if I bought it, please don't touch.
"Me, Myself And I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you heard me
A-long-a-long-a-long-a-long-a-way.
A-long-a-long-a-long-a-long-a-way.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, you've hurt me
But I've learnt a lot along the way.
But I've learnt a lot along the way.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, the minute I feel your energy
My farting's just taken over me
Start feelin' so crazy babe
I feel a fart coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me.
My farting's just taken over me
Start feelin' so crazy babe
I feel a fart coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin' so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me.
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin' so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me.
"Naughty Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna feel your wedgie.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna feel your energy.
"Single Ladies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a single ex
Original Lyrics:
All the single ladies
"Work It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treat my body like a good time
You've gotta, you've gotta keep on strummin'.
You've gotta, you've gotta keep on strummin'.
Original Lyrics:
Treat my body like a guitar
You've gotta, you've gotta keep on strummin'.
You've gotta, you've gotta keep on strummin'.
"Yes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said yes to your momma.
Original Lyrics:
I said 'Yes!' to your number.
"Yes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere between high ankle bitters -- felt so comfortable.
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere between 'Hi' and 'Goodbye', I felt so comfortable.
"Yes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes we can be together
But you got away from me.
But you got away from me.
Original Lyrics:
Yes we can be together
But you gotta wait for me.
But you gotta wait for me.
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