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Song Parodies -> "David Spade"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"David Spade"
Parody Written by:
The Real Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That old guy is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That old guy is bound to get you,
Old guy, old guy, old guy, old guy, old guy…mmm...
(female vocal)
David Spade,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
David Spade,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
David Spade,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
David Spade,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Watch that guy on TV,
Let’s do David Spade!
(vocal trio)
David Spade,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
David Spade,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
David Spade,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
David Spade,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Watch that guy on TV,
Let’s do David Spade, whoa!
David Spade,
(instrumental call-back)
David Spade,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
David Spade,
(instrumental call-back)
David Spade,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Watch that guy on TV,
Let’s do David Spade, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That old guy is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That old guy is bound to get you,
Old guy, old guy, old guy, old guy, old guy…mmm...
(female vocal)
David Spade,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
David Spade,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
David Spade,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
David Spade,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Watch that guy on TV,
Let’s do David Spade!
(vocal trio)
David Spade,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
David Spade,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
David Spade,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
David Spade,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Watch that guy on TV,
Let’s do David Spade, whoa!
David Spade,
(instrumental call-back)
David Spade,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
David Spade,
(instrumental call-back)
David Spade,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Watch that guy on TV,
Let’s do David Spade, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Endlessly entertaining, just like the other 8,000,000,000 variants.
^^^^Endlessly copied, just like 95% of everything you do.
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