The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, then you’ll be swinging,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, then you’ll be swinging,)
That retail is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That retail is bound to get you,
Retail, retail, retail, retail, retail...mmm...
(Female singer)
Retail Theft,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Retail Theft,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the theft that’s putting the world on its feet,
Retail Theft,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Retail Theft,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll quit it at once,
Well, grab a car or TV,
It’s the Retail Theft!
(Vocal group)
Retail Theft,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Retail Theft,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the theft that’s putting the world on its feet,
Retail Theft,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Retail Theft,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll quit it at once,
Grab a car or TV,
It’s the Retail Theft, whoa!
Retail Theft,
(instrumental call-back)
Retail Theft,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the theft that’s putting the world on its feet,
Retail Theft,
(instrumental call-back)
Retail Theft,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll quit it at once,
Grab a car or TV,
It’s the Retail Theft, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!