The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That house plant is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That house plant is bound to get you,
House plant, house plant, house plant, house plant, house plant...mmm...
(female vocal)
Chia Pets,
Start in to plant, then soon, you’ll be planting,
Chia Pets,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a shrub sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the plant that’s putting the world on its feet,
Chia Pets,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Chia Pets,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, buy it with your money,
It’s the Chia Pets!
(vocal trio)
Chia Pets,
Start in to plant, then soon, you’ll be planting,
Chia Pets,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a shrub sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the plant that’s putting the world on its feet,
Chia Pets,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
Chia Pets,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Buy it with your money,
It’s the Chia Pets, whoa!
Chia Pets,
(instrumental call-and-response)
Chia Pets,
(instrumental call-and-response)
One, two, three,
It’s a shrub sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the plant that’s putting the world on its feet,
Chia Pets,
(instrumental call-and-response)
Chia Pets,
(instrumental call-and-response)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Buy it with your money,
It’s the Chia Pets, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!