-> "It’s My Last High School Night"
Original Song Title:
"Juke Box Saturday Night"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"It’s My Last High School Night"
Parody Written by:
Gary McNamara
The Lyrics
(Sung by Gary McNamara, his cheerleader crush Sally, and a quartet of friends: Eric, Bobby, Tony, and Shneeb.)
It’s my high school graduation,
Right after tonight,
Lick a toad, bring out the lotion,
It’s My Last High School Night! (“Yee-haw!”)
Jack off to girls, play Steve Miller,
Marcia Brady’s sight,
We ain’t heard of Sally Eilers,
It’s My Last High School Night! (Giddy-up!)
They put nothin’ past us,
School and principal,
Makin’ one joint last us,
‘Til it’s the real world!
Homework? We really don’t read it,
We’ll make out alright,
Make love with girls, cuss at teachers,
It’s My Last High School Night!
After kissing each lady, we’ve got a scheme,
Wear cowboy hats, dance around, make a scene,
It’s so easy to get called names,
And the principal calls out on our cowboy games!
(Gary McNamara shoots a water-pistol at cheerleaders on the high school football team, while the principal runs after him with the final exam he forgot to study for.)
(While this is happening, his high school friends dance around with other students, not all necessarily of the opposite sex, with cowboy hats and anti-Vietnam War T-shirts)
We love to hear that Gary croon,
The last day he’ll do a cowboy tune:
If I didn’t know…
I’d host a talk show,
Then, no one would know,
Of my “Yee-haw!” blow!
Now listen here, high school kids, if I didn’t know…
…That I’d talk about this day on Red Eye Radio…
…Then I sure would be a SA-A-A-D man…
…If I didn’t know!
Homework? We really don’t read it,
We’ll make out alright,
Make love with girls, cuss at teachers,
It’s My Last High School Night!
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