-> "McNamara's Canned"
Original Song Title:
"McNamara's Band"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"McNamara's Canned"
The Lyrics
His name was McNamara.
As a leader he was often canned.
In Sacramento in '32
he started to make his stand.
He never did play in the major leagues.
That should've been a hint.
And if you'd bet his teams would lose
you'd make yourself a mint.
Oh, his managing's ravaging, he really stinks
on the East Coast or the West.
If you need a reason for your team to be pleasin'
playing his team would be the best.
Oh, his leadership bleeds the ship, give him the boot.
This guy, the fans can't stand.
A credit to not one damn thing.
John McNamara's canned!
The A's of Oakland fell so short
until he got the boot.
Then Reggie and Catfish ran up some flags
so Johnny Mac was moot.
But San Diego gave him a shot.
No progress did they make.
The Reds, well, they flopped, the Angels he dropped.
Their confidence he did shake.
Oh, his managing's ravaging, he really stinks
on the East Coast or the West.
If you need a reason for your team to be pleasin'
playing his team would be the best.
Oh, his leadership bleeds the ship, give him the boot.
This guy, the fans can't stand.
A credit to not one damn thing.
John McNamara's canned!
And then came 1986.
Hurt the Angels one more time.
But he set up the Red Sox bad
with many foolish crimes.
He took out the Rocket but not Billy Buck.
The ball went right through his hands.
The Met fans said, "Thank you!" but everyone else
said, "McNamara's canned!"
Oh, his managing's ravaging, he really stinks
on the East Coast or the West.
If you need a reason for your team to be pleasin'
playing his team would be the best.
Oh, his leadership bleeds the ship, give him the boot.
This guy, the fans can't stand.
A credit to not one damn thing.
John McNamara's canned!
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