The hater ain’t there, so where did he go?
They had a real useless tool
You just cannot trust that platform that blows
They’re gonna have to wait a while to hear the fool
The protracted silence was really nice
So glad for the platform freeze
The toxic platform for a long time down
Nobody’s here but you can hear some voices wheeze

Crash crash delayed the lies
Of the two chummy doucheB’s
Crash crash was no surprise
Apartheid Elon wasn’t pleased

Empty, oh so empty

It’s pretty funny, in the current day
Digital dreck couldn’t serve
Because of Elon workers went away
From the Apartheid sewer lots of them swerved
So now the platform is extremely dead
Many are starting to go
Up with this nonsense so many were fed
To reiterate, this platform really blows

Crash crash delayed the lies
Of the two scummy doucheB’s
Crash crash was no surprise
Apartheid Musk sure wasn’t pleased

Ready, wasn’t ready

Twitter sure blows, it’s such a crummy thing
Spreads fear relentlessly
Reactionary Ron his pants was peeing
’cause he couldn’t spew his warped “theocracy”
To sane folks it was causing joy, the fall
The thugs were on the shelf
And there were not any Proud Boys to call
They’re about to be stashed away in prison cells

Crash crash, the servers died
Because of crummy high T
Crash crash was no surprise
Platform’s a POS we see

Dreadful, oh so dreadful