The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That FEMA is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That FEMA is bound to get you,
Search it, search it, search it, search it, search it...mmm...
(female vocal)
FEMA Test,
Start in to text, then soon, you’ll be texting,
FEMA Test,
October 4th, it rings on your iPhone,
One, two, three,
Phones across the nation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the text that’s putting the world on its feet,
FEMA Test,
Once you begin, you receive the alert,
FEMA Test,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, hear the alarm for free,
It’s the FEMA Test!
(vocal trio)
FEMA Test,
Start in to text, then soon, you’ll be texting,
FEMA Test,
October 4th, it rings on your iPhone,
One, two, three,
Phones across the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the text that’s putting the world on its feet,
FEMA Test,
Once you begin, you receive the alert,
FEMA Test,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Hear the alarm for free,
It’s the FEMA Test, whoa!
FEMA Test,
(instrumental call-back)
FEMA Test,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
Phones across the nation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the text that’s putting the world on its feet,
FEMA Test,
(instrumental call-back)
FEMA Test,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Hear the alert for free,
It’s the FEMA Test, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!