-> "Arby’s Steps"
Original Song Title:
"Rhythm Steps"
Original Performer:
Herbie Kaye and his Orchestra
Parody Song Title:
"Arby’s Steps"
Parody Written by:
Phil Ossifer
The Lyrics
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That cannonball’s bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That cannonball’s bound to get you,
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it...mmm...
(female vocal)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Cannonball sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps!
(vocal trio)
Arby’s Steps,
Start in to buy, then soon, you’ll be buying,
Arby’s Steps,
Go in and eat, the cannonball’s beating,
Food tastes sweet,
Cannonball sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
Once you begin, you cannonball in to
Arby’s Steps,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Food tastes sweet,
Cannonball sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
Just say “Whee!”,
It’s the chain that’s putting the world on its feet,
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
Arby’s Steps,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Try their food and say “Whee!”
It’s the Arby’s Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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