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Song Parodies -> "Germanfest Medley"
Original Song Title:
"Rat Pack Bigoted Songs Medley"
Original Performer:
Family Guy
Parody Song Title:
"Germanfest Medley"
Parody Written by:
Him Taberkorn
The Lyrics
From the Sacred Heart-St. Joseph Church comes the 50th anniversary of Germanfest, the controversial cultural fair and music grounds. We’ve have folks impersonating Ed Wynn, church staff falling into dunk tanks and spread bad blood all around the area. All your favorite white, Protestant, totally-non-racist activities will be here. Such as…
“The White-@$$ Church Fair”
The white-@$$ church fair,
Act a kid forever,
Then get touched in the bathroom stalls!
“U.S. Blows”
We’ve got a good German fair, U.S. blows,
The church father hates this country,
Wherever he goes!
“Haberkorn’s Hans”
And doggie Haberkorn say,
In his pug-faced dog way:
“A-ruff, a-ruff, bow-wow, how-how, I pooped in your car!
“Pew, White-@$$ Church Fair”
Germans aren’t hateful,
Polkas are nice,
And you’ll hear that Ed Wynn act like he was five,
But they don’t allow blacks into the room,
Pew, White-@$$ Church Fair:
Frog You!
And last, but not least…
“D@mn, Church Father!”
D@mn, church father,
What a stupid fair!
D@mn, church father,
Don’t touch me down there!
D@mn, church father!
“youre fairz dumb, id donts approve…!!¡!!”
…And Many More!
The white-@$$ church fair,
Act a kid forever,
Then get touched in the bathroom stalls!
“U.S. Blows”
We’ve got a good German fair, U.S. blows,
The church father hates this country,
Wherever he goes!
“Haberkorn’s Hans”
And doggie Haberkorn say,
In his pug-faced dog way:
“A-ruff, a-ruff, bow-wow, how-how, I pooped in your car!
“Pew, White-@$$ Church Fair”
Germans aren’t hateful,
Polkas are nice,
And you’ll hear that Ed Wynn act like he was five,
But they don’t allow blacks into the room,
Pew, White-@$$ Church Fair:
Frog You!
And last, but not least…
“D@mn, Church Father!”
D@mn, church father,
What a stupid fair!
D@mn, church father,
Don’t touch me down there!
D@mn, church father!
“youre fairz dumb, id donts approve…!!¡!!”
…And Many More!
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Oy vey! I wouldn’t attend this meshuggeneh nonsense if it meant seeing the boyfriends! Is there an attack variants series planned commemorating this chutzpah?
And the George Briant/Boy Scouts/Real Phil Ossifer/McNamara/Germanfest/Sugar-Free Cake/Rhythm Steps/Carole Lombard/Andy Reid/NPR/Sally Eilers/Irving Aaronson mutazoid faction doesn't get enough stroked egos? This place sucks.
Ya know, when I first heard about this rag-tag church fair in 2014 A.D., my first thought was NOT "What does this say about America's crumbling racial infrastructure and how deep is the rot .. really?" No, it was, amazingly enough "How can we gain new perspectives about this incident via the instrumentality of the 200th parody of a song no living American has ever heard of?”
C’mon, man! Be brave and show the world how you’re an F- parody writer but an A+ in copy/pasting. That lack of initiative would make you a star in my administration. And while we’re at it, maybe we can fight against the racism and xenophobia of a completely innocent local church fair that’s totally not going after your money, give that Rag-Tag Gary Whatshisname the Medal of Freedom or spread the joy of deceased murderers like Ted Bundy or Arthur Frederick Goode III, not to mention the others of course. Don’t put me in front of the teleprompter again.
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