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Song Parodies -> "Grump's Guilty"
Original Song Title:
"Not Guilty"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Grump's Guilty"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
this was composed months before it is now posted during Grump's first criminal trial and envisions the result of future criminal trials which are more significant.
Grump's guilty
For obstruction on that day,
When he tried to steal his way.
Grump's guilty
For conspiracy to defraud,
Witness tampering and more…
It was obvious to the smart,
What he wanted was for himself.
So many couldn’t get it through their heads.
But as the jury said:
Grump's guilty.
When courts handed him some writs,
He sure wasn’t helped by his fits.
While they thought he loved their hearts,
What he wanted was for himself.
In terms of truth, his folks were underfed.
But as the jury said:
Grump's guilty.
Grump's guilty
For unleashing thuggish freaks,
Making suckers of the meek.
Grump's guilty
For leading them astray
On that January day.
When he upset the apple cart,
What he wanted was for himself.
It’s so sad they were misled.
But as the jury said:
Grump's guilty.
For obstruction on that day,
When he tried to steal his way.
Grump's guilty
For conspiracy to defraud,
Witness tampering and more…
It was obvious to the smart,
What he wanted was for himself.
So many couldn’t get it through their heads.
But as the jury said:
Grump's guilty.
When courts handed him some writs,
He sure wasn’t helped by his fits.
While they thought he loved their hearts,
What he wanted was for himself.
In terms of truth, his folks were underfed.
But as the jury said:
Grump's guilty.
Grump's guilty
For unleashing thuggish freaks,
Making suckers of the meek.
Grump's guilty
For leading them astray
On that January day.
When he upset the apple cart,
What he wanted was for himself.
It’s so sad they were misled.
But as the jury said:
Grump's guilty.
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Of course Trump is guilty of these things. When you are pulling totally novel legal theories out of your sigmoid colon and applying them to just one person in direct violation of Article I Sec 9's prohibition of Bills of Attainder and Ex Post Laws; and when you "try" this case in front of foaming-at-the-mouth, rabid anti-Trump juries in direct violation of the Sixth Amendment .... then sure, you can prove him guilty ........ What you will also "prove" to about 200 million Americans is that there is no longer any rule of law for them. But inasmuch as this group comprises virtually everybody who supplies water, power, food and medicine, Im sure that wont be a problem
Grump has been getting way better treatment than 99% of us would get. We'd have been jailed long ago for his gag order violations.
Not counting all those the Democrats favors that is.
Incessant spittle-spewing political "parodies" and the vitriolic diss-course which invariably accompanies them has killed the fellowship and joy that participating in this website once offered.
It never offered any such. This site's been full of this unfunny political B.S. pretty much from its inception. The only difference nowadays is that Willie Tong and the other unfunny DemoKKKrat shills who used to plague this site with their political drivel are all mostly either dead or (probably) drooling away what little remains of their pathetic existences in overcrowded and underfunded nursing homes somewhere.
You conveniently didn't mention Linda Terhune. To paraphrase your Orange Fuehrer, "there are awful people on both sides."
So why do MAGA and the notorious vote inflator waste their time hanging out here? I'd like to read some of the parodies they've posted - if any.
Now now children…
something eeL tried to post recently was apparently deemed too sexual for amiright, so he tried to submit it to the sister site WhatFreaks. that site doesn't show any new submissions for 8 years. can someone cue Chuck or whoever runs that to check their inbox.
I wish I could say it's nice to have my point so well-proven, but it isn't.
I rule this website! That’s why I get so many 111 votes (courtesy of the_conqueror_of_parodies cleaning out the cookies). I am the best EVER author there is!
Whenever eeL submits something, the comments sections may or may not have eeL posing as someone else to make things interesting. I really don't think he even believes anything he have been writing.
The real eeL didn't make the comment that he's the best author ever. He did consider posting his "Star On Amiright" parody as "Best On Amiright" but decided on the more humble theme.
You know who needs to be humble? Trump, the least humble person of all. Unless Putin walks in the room. Then, the heel heels.
This is getting really tiresome; these pointless political arguments that bring nothing but antagonism to this site. I may have a double-digit IQ but at least I refrain from politics in my comments/entries. Oh BTW, I submitted some entries to WhatFreaks in December 2022, and they still haven’t showed up. If (and a BIG *if*) they do update WhatFreaks, they better not post 600 entries from eight years worth of unpublished parodies. Maybe just do eight-ten entries every seven days for a couple of months (for brevity’s sake, they should not publish any submissions from 2016-2021, since they’re likely no longer relevant today)
whatfreaks got divested from Chuck some time ago. I don't think anyone moderates it any longer, it's just sitting in the aether. Which I suspect will happen to THIS place down the line. I am in the process of printing out my parodies before it gets dismantled.
If GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan submitted anything to WhatFreaks, then we should be glad that they haven’t been published. Most likely they’re all multiple variants of Rhythm Steps from his Best-Song-Evarrr franchise. The other day he even admitted he would make a parody obsession out of what I would have for breakfast in the morning. As you can tell by his most recent subject matter, a high school moment no one else has ever heard of is apparently the greatest and most virtuous thing ever, while the war in Israel gets nothing from him. That lack of an ability to understand basic news stories should tell us all we need to know about him.
This hilarious bit by Bill Maher is what inspired what eeL sent to whatfreaks: tiny.cc/jerk-2 ; can someone guess which Doors song he parodied?
No parody updates since the 23rd. Looks like this site has finally run its course and the bogus votes certainly did not help.
Hmm, I wonder why. I’m sure it has absolutely nothing to do with the Gary McNamara fecalfest that has been plaguing this site recently. As might be expected of a dimwit, GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan is back posting under other members’ names and constantly referring to an event no one even knew about. Maybe he should refer to the rules of the website. You know, the same rules that allow for a certain user to constantly repeat a high school anecdote and pawn that off as the most virtuous thing ever, yet do nothing to stop political flame wars or false board votes.
Funny you mention that, Observer. I submitted parodies on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday (6 Gary entries and one for BAKTWD) and they haven’t showed up obviously. In all likelihood ChuckyG has probably not published anything since Tuesday because he’s afraid to let the public know about the Gary McNamara story. This despite the fact that he allowed “Rhythm Steps”, plus the Boy Scouts on TV chronology to be on here for a year and a half. And I’m totally not taking a single brief moment of a radio broadcast out of context.
if the final posted parody on amiright is "Grump's Guilty" by eeL, that's a good way to go out, but it would be nice to get at least a couple more weeks of life out of the site.
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